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If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« on: March 25, 2007, 04:30:44 PM »
If you told that, due to some impossible legal loophole, you could do absolutely anything you wanted to do with no legal reprecussions during a set 24-hour period, what would you do during that time?  If you killed someone, no jail.  Same with assulting someone, except that person still might kick your ass if you didn't beat them down first.  If you robbed a bank, you'd get to keep the money (assuming you managed to make the robbery work out properly).  What you did would not be on your legal record later, and it could not be used against you in future legal battles.

For my part, I would consider beating the shit out of the car of a guy who's been really, really horrible to one of my friends.  He loves that car, it's a money pit, and fucking it up would fuck him up.  :)

I probably wouldn't even do that though, in all honesty.
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2007, 04:52:12 PM »
I'd kill or mutilate some old bullies of mine and some power abusing authority people and politicians that I hold grudges against. And that is my honesty.  :litigious:

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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2007, 05:47:46 PM »
Steal lots of beer and stock my cellar up with it. And rub shit in the faces of assorted politicians and business/media figures.  :eyebrows:

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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2007, 07:02:27 PM »
i would take a piss in a public place and speed while driving.

oh wait, i am a man, i do those things already.
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2007, 07:35:40 PM »
I'd kill a select handfull of people.

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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2007, 08:08:46 PM »
I'd kill a select handfull of people.

It would be tempting................. :evillaugh:

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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2007, 05:58:46 AM »
Offer my services to some huge corrupt corporation(or the political system).  I'm sure they could think of something better for me to do than I can.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2007, 06:09:09 AM »
That you can do without 24 hours outside the law. The governments and corporations violate the law unpunished daily.

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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2007, 06:10:35 AM »
Yeah but after enron I think they'd welcome a guarentee "fuck the people" free card.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2007, 06:14:16 AM »
Offer my services to some huge corrupt corporation(or the political system).  I'm sure they could think of something better for me to do than I can.
trust me, you are already their bitch.
so am i.
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2007, 06:38:24 AM »
We all are. That's why I hate politicians and the faked "democratic" system.

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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2007, 07:08:45 AM »
If I offer my services to them, and am smart enough about it, I can be a real rich bitch.

What I would like however is TOTAL invincibility.  Where people don't come back and kick your ass, and people don't hate you for doing evil things(or don't remember after the 24 hour period), and you could effectively get away with suing somebody for stealing the bullet you shot them with.

... then... i'd be really evil.
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2007, 03:18:11 PM »
If I offer my services to them, and am smart enough about it, I can be a real rich bitch.

What I would like however is TOTAL invincibility.  Where people don't come back and kick your ass, and people don't hate you for doing evil things(or don't remember after the 24 hour period), and you could effectively get away with suing somebody for stealing the bullet you shot them with.

... then... i'd be really evil.


I didn't say PEOPLE wouldn't hate you.  Just that there would be no LEGAL action.  if there would be no reprucussions whatsoever, I'd much more likely fuck up the car of the asshole who's been messing my friend up.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2007, 03:20:55 PM »
If I offer my services to them, and am smart enough about it, I can be a real rich bitch.

What I would like however is TOTAL invincibility.  Where people don't come back and kick your ass, and people don't hate you for doing evil things(or don't remember after the 24 hour period), and you could effectively get away with suing somebody for stealing the bullet you shot them with.

... then... i'd be really evil.


I didn't say PEOPLE wouldn't hate you.  Just that there would be no LEGAL action.  if there would be no reprucussions whatsoever, I'd much more likely fuck up the car of the asshole who's been messing my friend up.

What has he been doing to your friend?

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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2007, 03:25:57 PM »
If I offer my services to them, and am smart enough about it, I can be a real rich bitch.

What I would like however is TOTAL invincibility.  Where people don't come back and kick your ass, and people don't hate you for doing evil things(or don't remember after the 24 hour period), and you could effectively get away with suing somebody for stealing the bullet you shot them with.

... then... i'd be really evil.


I didn't say PEOPLE wouldn't hate you.  Just that there would be no LEGAL action.  if there would be no reprucussions whatsoever, I'd much more likely fuck up the car of the asshole who's been messing my friend up.

What has he been doing to your friend?

Long story short:  emotional abuse.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.