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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2007, 06:05:37 PM »
Quote from: A Href on March 26, 2007, 03:18:11 PM
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If I offer my services to them, and am smart enough about it, I can be a real rich bitch.

What I would like however is TOTAL invincibility.  Where people don't come back and kick your ass, and people don't hate you for doing evil things(or don't remember after the 24 hour period), and you could effectively get away with suing somebody for stealing the bullet you shot them with.

... then... i'd be really evil.


I didn't say PEOPLE wouldn't hate you.  Just that there would be no LEGAL action.  if there would be no reprucussions whatsoever, I'd much more likely fuck up the car of the asshole who's been messing my friend up.
battery acid on the hood of the car.  undercover of the night.


that's all i'm saying about this matter.
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2007, 06:55:43 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 25, 2007, 07:35:40 PM
I'd kill a select handfull of people.
Thought about of that too.
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2007, 05:33:54 AM »
Well if I, during my time, blew up a huge skyscraper and killed hundreds of people, afterwards, even if i wasnt legally vulnerable, there would still be people who would give me dirty looks, key my car, and poison me in my sleep.
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2007, 09:15:15 AM »
id probably have to try out robbery, at the pawn shop :)
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2007, 04:57:40 PM »
One word for you: "murder"! :eyebrows:
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2007, 05:48:24 PM »
One other thing:  If it was a laundry day, I might park in the handicapped space at my laundromat that nobody uses instead of aprking across the street (which I do) or blocking every other car (which other people do- 90% of the time the people that do that have SUVs or minivans).  if a handicapped person showed up, I'd pay for their laod or something but it wouldn't happen.
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2007, 07:28:55 PM »
i probably wouldn't do something grossly illegal.
for instance, i wouldn't want to violate someone elses life or property.
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2007, 11:36:21 PM »
The problem is that legal repercussions is a pretty limited set of defenses that are available to society. So, although I would just love to go out and shoot a bunch of people/rape/ect. (my mom would be on the top of this list - I almost killed her even with the law on her side), maybe just for the thrill and power - someone would shoot me down (my mom's a tough bitch - I'm like Grendel, ya see).

There are a couple of very pretty young thangs (legal in civilized states) that I would visit though.
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2007, 05:57:28 AM »
Quote from: calandale on March 28, 2007, 11:36:21 PM
The problem is that legal repercussions is a pretty limited set of defenses that are available to society. So, although I would just love to go out and shoot a bunch of people/rape/ect. (my mom would be on the top of this list - I almost killed her even with the law on her side), maybe just for the thrill and power - someone would shoot me down (my mom's a tough bitch - I'm like Grendel, ya see).

There are a couple of very pretty young thangs (legal in civilized states) that I would visit though.

legal in what states?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2007, 05:58:20 AM »
i think he was refering to the state of unconciousness.
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2007, 06:13:30 AM »
Quote from: A Href on March 29, 2007, 05:57:28 AM
Quote from: calandale on March 28, 2007, 11:36:21 PM
The problem is that legal repercussions is a pretty limited set of defenses that are available to society. So, although I would just love to go out and shoot a bunch of people/rape/ect. (my mom would be on the top of this list - I almost killed her even with the law on her side), maybe just for the thrill and power - someone would shoot me down (my mom's a tough bitch - I'm like Grendel, ya see).

There are a couple of very pretty young thangs (legal in civilized states) that I would visit though.

legal in what states?

Well, NJ for one. The damned west is just too strict.

Quote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 05:58:20 AM
i think he was refering to the state of unconciousness.

That doesn't make it legal. Just not objected to.
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2007, 08:22:06 AM »
Quote from: calandale on March 29, 2007, 06:13:30 AM
Quote from: A Href on March 29, 2007, 05:57:28 AM
Quote from: calandale on March 28, 2007, 11:36:21 PM
The problem is that legal repercussions is a pretty limited set of defenses that are available to society. So, although I would just love to go out and shoot a bunch of people/rape/ect. (my mom would be on the top of this list - I almost killed her even with the law on her side), maybe just for the thrill and power - someone would shoot me down (my mom's a tough bitch - I'm like Grendel, ya see).

There are a couple of very pretty young thangs (legal in civilized states) that I would visit though.

legal in what states?

Well, NJ for one. The damned west is just too strict.

Quote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 05:58:20 AM
i think he was refering to the state of unconciousness.

That doesn't make it legal. Just not objected to.
congrtulations, you just did an AS thing. :asthing:
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2007, 04:22:40 AM »
I'd kill Paris Hilton and Carson Daily and any news anchor who wastes their time reporting on their deaths.
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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2007, 07:28:41 AM »
Quote from: headphase on March 31, 2007, 04:22:40 AM
I'd kill Paris Hilton and Carson Daily and any news anchor who wastes their time reporting on their deaths.

Oh come ON, the news anchors are just reading what they've been told.  Kill the people who pay the people who write the copy that the anchors read.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you had 24 hours outside the law...
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2007, 07:37:02 AM »
I also hate news anchors.  :grrr:
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