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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #90 on: April 03, 2007, 02:18:23 AM »

... or, maybe, "Mmmm, I've never had this kind of teabag before."

Damn. That reminds me of this girl who was having an incredibly heavy flow.
I started playing with her, and a lot came out. Apparantly I got the silliest look
on my face, as she just couldn't stop laughing.

The slutty girl that took my virginity actually had a tremendous amount of pussy juice. All of my face and neck was actually totally drenched in it after licking her, but I loved it.   :)

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #91 on: April 03, 2007, 02:42:39 AM »
I used to love the reaction that my wife would give, when she could taste herself on me - she'd get all giggly. I love my little girl so damned much.


I guess this is only on topic for being grossly sentimental. SOrry.

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #92 on: April 03, 2007, 02:44:27 AM »
I used to love the reaction that my wife would give, when she could taste herself on me - she'd get all giggly. I love my little girl so damned much.


I guess this is only on topic for being grossly sentimental. SOrry.

No, why? I think it's one of the most wonderful things there are tasting each others love juices when kissing.

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #93 on: April 03, 2007, 02:51:16 AM »
I used to love the reaction that my wife would give, when she could taste herself on me - she'd get all giggly. I love my little girl so damned much.


I guess this is only on topic for being grossly sentimental. SOrry.

No, why? I think it's one of the most wonderful things there are tasting each others love juices when kissing.

Me too - that's why the only gross thing I could think about it was the feelings involved. Eh - I'm losing my spamming edge.

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #94 on: April 03, 2007, 02:53:11 AM »
tub girl is pretty gross.





OMG, that is so disgusting...is that shit?? I was just enjoying a plum as well!  :-\

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #95 on: April 03, 2007, 02:55:20 AM »
tub girl is pretty gross.


OMG, that is so disgusting...is that shit?? I was just enjoying a plum as well!  :-\

Just makes you want some pun'kin pie

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #96 on: April 03, 2007, 05:41:36 AM »
tub girl is pretty gross.


OMG, that is so disgusting...is that shit?? I was just enjoying a plum as well!  :-\

Just makes you want some pun'kin pie

Prefer mine with whipped cream, please. The crust must be delicate.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #97 on: April 03, 2007, 05:43:56 AM »
tub girl is pretty gross.


OMG, that is so disgusting...is that shit?? I was just enjoying a plum as well!  :-\

Just makes you want some pun'kin pie

Prefer mine with whipped cream, please. The crust must be delicate.


I have no idea what's up with the quotes.


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I do now, the quote function did not close all the quotes, properly.


Now that's gross.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #98 on: April 10, 2007, 09:46:00 AM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #99 on: April 10, 2007, 11:14:39 AM »
Actually that one's kind of interesting. I thought it was a halloween mask at first. I'm surprised there's not more blood, I thought if you punctured a vein in the neck it could squirt 20 feet or so, and that looks pretty punctured.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #100 on: April 16, 2007, 09:55:32 AM »
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #101 on: April 16, 2007, 05:29:55 PM »
Actually that one's kind of interesting. I thought it was a halloween mask at first. I'm surprised there's not more blood, I thought if you punctured a vein in the neck it could squirt 20 feet or so, and that looks pretty punctured.

She was probably dead by the time it reached her arteries.  Probably killed before having acid poured on her corpse.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #102 on: April 17, 2007, 08:04:22 AM »

My dad used to work with a place that did electroplating and I worked there on Saturdays with him. One of my morning duties was to get the tanks of dielectric back up to temperature for the day. I can't rememer which processing tank it happened to (I would have to do some research to even remember which chemical dielectrics work with which anodes), but I scared a 'possum that had gotten into the building and, in its attempt to escape, it stumbled into the vat of, relatively, mild nitric acid. It got out, right away, but it only made it about thirty feet before it couldn't even crawl, anymore. It wasn't "playing 'possum", either. It left a stinky trail of fur and acid. I picked it up with a shovel and dumped it into a big bucket and filled it half full with water so it wouldn't stink so bad, went back to work and forgot about it, until quitting time. The bucket of water was brown and the 'possum was just a couple of fist-sized lumps left and that's after the water had dilluted the acid about a hundred times. The reaction of the chemical on flesh was remarkable, to me.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #103 on: April 17, 2007, 08:38:34 AM »
Poor possum.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #104 on: April 17, 2007, 09:07:26 AM »
No Shit, but it was quick at least. I doubt that it could be quick enough, though. It probably hurt like hell. There were huge plexiglass splash screens on the worker side of the vats, but you still ruined your shoes and rubber gloves from the stray fumes. There's no telling what kind of cancer I'll end up with.
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