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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2007, 12:39:33 PM »
Stepping on a slug with your bare feet.

...just as you're stepping out of bed in the morning.

(happened to me a couple of days ago - guess it's the right geographical vicinity for it)
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2007, 12:59:18 PM »
Stepping on a slug with your bare feet.

...just as you're stepping out of bed in the morning.

(happened to me a couple of days ago - guess it's the right geographical vicinity for it)

We get slugs crawling through the vents into the kitchen, and there can be 20 big ones at a time on the garden path in the summer, and lots more baby ones.  Then, when one gets stepped on, all the others swarm over it to eat it.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2007, 01:48:07 PM »
So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2007, 02:35:42 PM »
So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.

Do you prefer the weather here too?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2007, 02:42:17 PM »
Nope. I miss my snow.  :P
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2007, 02:43:30 PM »
Nope. I miss my snow.  :P

But doesn't the rain make up for it?  ???
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2007, 06:04:33 PM »
We get slugs crawling through the vents into the kitchen, and there can be 20 big ones at a time on the garden path in the summer, and lots more baby ones.  Then, when one gets stepped on, all the others swarm over it to eat it.

Have you perhaps thought about selling Organic, Free Range Escargot? :eyebrows:
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2007, 06:36:57 PM »
We get slugs crawling through the vents into the kitchen, and there can be 20 big ones at a time on the garden path in the summer, and lots more baby ones.  Then, when one gets stepped on, all the others swarm over it to eat it.

Have you perhaps thought about selling Organic, Free Range Escargot? :eyebrows:

I think eating 'naked snails' is forever going to be limited to survival reality shows and Japanese game shows.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2007, 06:53:26 PM »
So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.

Actually,  American Cockroaches, aka the Palmetto Bugs are quite harmless, they'd much prefer to be outside, and only wander inside occasionally. German Cockroaches on the other hand are bad news.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2007, 07:18:46 PM »
So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.

Actually,  American Cockroaches, aka the Palmetto Bugs are quite harmless, they'd much prefer to be outside, and only wander inside occasionally. German Cockroaches on the other hand are bad news.

The slugs are harmless too; just utterly disgusting.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2007, 07:26:10 PM »
So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.

Actually,  American Cockroaches, aka the Palmetto Bugs are quite harmless, they'd much prefer to be outside, and only wander inside occasionally. German Cockroaches on the other hand are bad news.

Why are German cockroaches worse news than those giant Palmetto Bugs? 

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2007, 07:33:34 PM »
So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.

Actually,  American Cockroaches, aka the Palmetto Bugs are quite harmless, they'd much prefer to be outside, and only wander inside occasionally. German Cockroaches on the other hand are bad news.

Why are German cockroaches worse news than those giant Palmetto Bugs? 

They are the ones that infest human habitations, and are quite difficult to get rid of.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2007, 07:39:15 PM »
So far, I prefer the slugs to the two-inch cockroaches that were in the southern USA.

Actually,  American Cockroaches, aka the Palmetto Bugs are quite harmless, they'd much prefer to be outside, and only wander inside occasionally. German Cockroaches on the other hand are bad news.

Why are German cockroaches worse news than those giant Palmetto Bugs? 

They are the ones that infest human habitations, and are quite difficult to get rid of.

I bug bombed the first apartment that I rented in Baton Rouge for fleas before I moved into it and killed hundreds of those Pametto bugs.  I think they definitely infested that human habitation.

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2007, 08:56:44 PM »
I bug bombed the first apartment that I rented in Baton Rouge for fleas before I moved into it and killed hundreds of those Pametto bugs.  I think they definitely infested that human habitation.

We have them here too, and they will get inside on occasion, though the house that I live in has never really been infested with them. I have noticed that their activity drops during the winter, when I never see them. --For the most part they live outside.

Did the house that you live in have any holes in the floor, or any way that they could get in through the roof? --I have noticed that they will set up residence under houses down here.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #29 on: March 23, 2007, 09:06:30 PM »
We had cockroaches in Phoenix that were big enough to hotwire your car and drive off with it !!!  :o :o :o

I got infested with them once and it took acouple ofr weeks to get rid of them. I had to keep everything opened in Ziplock baggies.

Luckilly, I had a big stockpile of ziplocks.  :eyebrows: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :meditate: