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what is grosser than gross
« on: March 21, 2007, 04:29:46 PM »
....when a midget walks up to you and says, "gee, your hair smells nice."
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2007, 04:47:53 PM »
...when you throw your underwear against the wall, and it sticks.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2007, 06:36:49 PM »
Performing Cunnilingus and having something inside the recipient grab your tongue and not let go.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2007, 06:43:11 PM »
watching a fat man at an all you can eat buffet.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2007, 07:06:06 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on March 21, 2007, 06:43:11 PM
watching a fat man at an all you can eat buffet.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2007, 07:10:13 PM »
A Corned Beef and Vaseline Sandwich.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2007, 08:20:48 PM »
taking a bite into a hot dog and a vein pops out.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2007, 08:23:44 PM »
Lets see veins pop out. :eyebrows:
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2007, 09:06:33 PM »
Eating baked fish and seeing a worm sticking out of the fish next to the bite you just ate.  :happypuke:
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2007, 04:11:04 AM »
eating rice that wriggles.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2007, 06:46:42 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 21, 2007, 09:06:33 PM
Eating baked fish and seeing a worm sticking out of the fish next to the bite you just ate.  :happypuke:

Is this something that happened to you?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2007, 06:47:17 AM »
Stepping on a slug with your bare feet.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2007, 06:48:47 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 22, 2007, 06:46:42 AM
Quote from: Callaway on March 21, 2007, 09:06:33 PM
Eating baked fish and seeing a worm sticking out of the fish next to the bite you just ate.  :happypuke:

Is this something that happened to you?

Yes.  I could not eat fish at all for a long time after that happened.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2007, 07:56:43 AM »
My mom has some AS-like aversion to crustaceans, of any sort. One of my first trips to the beach, I carried a bucket around picking up alll these beautiful shells. On our trip home, Mom was driving when the bucket, near her feet, moved. It seems that her litttle boy had colllected a half a bucket of those little hermit crabs that live, temporarily, in other dead animal's shells. I moved the bucket and exposed the fact that the whole floor board of the car was crawling with little crabs. She was very grosssed out. She shrieked! Almost wrecked the car! Got the car stopped , got out and wouldn't get back in, until my dad and I had caught a crab for each shelll, I had. I had never seen anyone freak out like that, before.
I was kind of grossed out to know that my mom was so freaked out by something, so smalll and harmless.
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Re: what is grosser than gross
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2007, 09:14:53 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 22, 2007, 07:56:43 AM
My mom has some AS-like aversion to crustaceans, of any sort. One of my first trips to the beach, I carried a bucket around picking up alll these beautiful shells. On our trip home, Mom was driving when the bucket, near her feet, moved. It seems that her litttle boy had colllected a half a bucket of those little hermit crabs that live, temporarily, in other dead animal's shells. I moved the bucket and exposed the fact that the whole floor board of the car was crawling with little crabs. She was very grosssed out. She shrieked! Almost wrecked the car! Got the car stopped , got out and wouldn't get back in, until my dad and I had caught a crab for each shelll, I had. I had never seen anyone freak out like that, before.
I was kind of grossed out to know that my mom was so freaked out by something, so smalll and harmless.

My mom would have done the same thing except I would have gotten screamed at for hours while my dad would be on the ground laughing. She does not like small critters be it crustacean, insect, etc.. Some people are just completely terrified of things like that even if they are harmless. I try to be considerate because I have my own weird aversions, but it's hard sometimes because they make such easy targets.
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