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The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« on: March 16, 2007, 11:11:34 PM »
What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza??
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2007, 03:03:56 AM »
The pizza is still edible after it's out of the oven?
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2007, 01:05:50 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on March 17, 2007, 03:03:56 AM
The pizza is still edible after it's out of the oven?

Actually its: The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

O.K. can anybody top that, or is everyone here whiny, PC and emo ?? ?? ??
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2007, 01:11:37 PM »
How do you get 24 Jews into a Volkswagen?  ;D
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2007, 01:12:41 PM »
Tell them it's sea-worthy ??
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2007, 01:14:34 PM »

I know the answer, but my first guess would be to throw a quarter in the window.
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2007, 01:15:55 PM »
That's another method to achieve it.  ;)
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2007, 01:16:24 PM »
Oh... wait, that's how you get 24 Cubans into a shoebox.


Umm tell them there's $100 hidden in the floorboards ??
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2007, 01:19:45 PM »
No, you put 2 in the front seat, 2 in the back seat and 20 in the ash tray.  :angel:
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2007, 03:39:33 PM »
Why don't WASPS have Orgies?
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2007, 03:40:00 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on March 17, 2007, 01:19:45 PM
No, you put 2 in the front seat, 2 in the back seat and 20 in the ash tray.  :angel:

Awww Man !!! that's rough... I think I've heard that one before.
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2007, 03:40:51 PM »
Quote from: ASpHole on March 17, 2007, 03:39:33 PM
Why don't WASPS have Orgies?

Now this I haven't hear before ......... Why ??
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2007, 03:47:59 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 17, 2007, 03:40:00 PM
Quote from: Litigious on March 17, 2007, 01:19:45 PM
No, you put 2 in the front seat, 2 in the back seat and 20 in the ash tray.  :angel:

Awww Man !!! that's rough... I think I've heard that one before.

It's an old one. I heard it for the first time 1984.  8)
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2007, 04:05:50 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 17, 2007, 03:40:51 PM
Quote from: ASpHole on March 17, 2007, 03:39:33 PM
Why don't WASPS have Orgies?

Now this I haven't hear before ......... Why ??

They would have too many "Thank You" notes to write afterwards.


What's the differance between an Italian Girl and a JAP ?(Jewish American Princess)
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2007, 08:14:30 PM »
who invented the limbo?




....a jew trying to get into a pay toilet.
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