I was going to start a thread called "jokes that never made the news box" then i saw this one and thought i would dump them here. I don't think they are particularly offensive but i know how touchy feely some folks are!
Suspicious Item Found In Mosque caused rush hour chaos as police took precautionary measures - it later turned out to be a shower.
Kanye West's ex-girlfriend is releasing a book about their time together before he met Kim Kardashian. It's called, 'Bike Stole My Nigga'.
Good job Stephen Hawking is rich. Try getting one of those wheelchairs on the NHS.
He'd end up with a shopping trolley and an etch-a-sketch
Nelson Mandela molested me when I wa.... oh he's not dead yet? oh ok.
Nelson Mandela & Prince Philip in hospital? Add a camera and you've got The Bucket List part 2.
It's disgusting how many people are making jokes about the Jackson child's suicide attempt. Shamone you all.
The amount of amputee porn online is limbitless.
Porn sites sure know how to wind up Muslims. Maybe titles like 'Big Burka Bitches' and 'Islam It Up Her Ass' were ideas better kept on paper.
I hear that McDonald's has branches in Africa now. The customers must prefer them to tables and chairs.
Following her double mastectomy, Angelina & Brad have announced they will be ditching 'Brangelina'. From now on, its the Pitts with no Tits
Apologies if these offend etc etc.
was it something I said?