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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2007, 10:47:45 AM »
Thanks.

Here are a couple of blonde jokes for Litigious:

1:  Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

2:  Why did the blonde get fired at the banana factory?


We actually have very few jokes about blondes in Sweden. I can guess what she did with the bananas, though.  ;D

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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2007, 11:12:29 AM »
Thanks.

Here are a couple of blonde jokes for Litigious:

1:  Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

2:  Why did the blonde get fired at the banana factory?


We actually have very few jokes about blondes in Sweden. I can guess what she did with the bananas, though.  ;D

Dumb question:  Do you have more jokes targeted at another hair color?

My blonde joke:  Why are blondes buried in Y-shaped coffins?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2007, 11:15:40 AM »
Thanks.

Here are a couple of blonde jokes for Litigious:

1:  Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

2:  Why did the blonde get fired at the banana factory?


We actually have very few jokes about blondes in Sweden. I can guess what she did with the bananas, though.  ;D

It's he.  What did he do with the bananas?   :green:

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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2007, 11:20:54 AM »
You fucking racist!  ;)

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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2007, 11:22:14 AM »
Thanks.

Here are a couple of blonde jokes for Litigious:

1:  Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

2:  Why did the blonde get fired at the banana factory?


We actually have very few jokes about blondes in Sweden. I can guess what she did with the bananas, though.  ;D

It's he.  What did he do with the bananas?   :green:

EDIT:  HEY!  You got your jokes right from wikipedia!!!
« Last Edit: March 19, 2007, 11:23:45 AM by Neologismgasmic »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2007, 11:26:05 AM »
Thanks.

Here are a couple of blonde jokes for Litigious:

1:  Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

2:  Why did the blonde get fired at the banana factory?


We actually have very few jokes about blondes in Sweden. I can guess what she did with the bananas, though.  ;D

It's he.  What did he do with the bananas?   :green:

EDIT:  HEY!  You got your jokes right from wikipedia!!!

Almost.

:LMAO:

Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side
 
Q:Why did the blonde get fired at the banana factory
A: Because he threw out the bent ones


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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2013, 07:19:17 PM »
What is worse than the holocaust?

































6 million Jews. :trollface:
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #37 on: June 24, 2013, 07:21:09 PM »
**cringes**

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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #38 on: June 24, 2013, 07:22:30 PM »
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?





























Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border!

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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #39 on: June 24, 2013, 07:24:05 PM »
^actually true

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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #40 on: June 24, 2013, 07:48:22 PM »
What do you call a black guy enrolled in college?

A basketball player.

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6 million Jews. :trollface:
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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #41 on: June 25, 2013, 05:08:04 AM »
I was going to start a thread called "jokes that never made the news box" then i saw this one and thought i would dump them here.  I don't think they are particularly offensive but i know how touchy feely some folks are!


Suspicious Item Found In  Mosque  caused rush hour chaos as police took precautionary measures - it later turned out to be a shower.


Kanye West's ex-girlfriend is releasing a book about their time together before he met Kim Kardashian. It's called, 'Bike Stole My Nigga'.


Good job Stephen Hawking is rich. Try getting one of those wheelchairs on the NHS.
He'd end up with a shopping trolley and an etch-a-sketch


Nelson Mandela molested me when I wa.... oh he's not dead yet? oh ok.


Nelson Mandela & Prince Philip in hospital? Add a camera and you've got The Bucket List part 2.


It's disgusting how many people are making jokes about the Jackson child's suicide attempt. Shamone you all.


The amount of amputee porn online is limbitless.


Porn sites sure know how to wind up Muslims. Maybe titles like 'Big Burka Bitches' and 'Islam It Up Her Ass' were ideas better kept on paper.


I hear that McDonald's has branches in Africa now. The customers must prefer them to tables and chairs.


Following her double mastectomy, Angelina & Brad have announced they will be ditching 'Brangelina'. From now on, its the Pitts with no Tits

Apologies if these offend etc etc.
blah blah blah

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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #42 on: January 07, 2015, 01:36:38 PM »
What is worse than the holocaust?

6 million Jews. :trollface:

This explains a lot.  8)

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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #43 on: January 07, 2015, 02:11:03 PM »
What did the altar boy get for Christmas?
He got to milk a cow blindfolded!

What did the Palestinian boy get for Christmas?
Dead.

Tony Blair won a humanitarian award. What's next, Joseph Fritzel for father of the year?

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Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
« Reply #44 on: January 07, 2015, 04:30:45 PM »
:lol1:  offenseive but not racist.

I'm just not that good with racist humour.