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Offline Lurk Hurk Gurk

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I² - The Second Story
« on: November 06, 2006, 07:49:18 AM »
*insert dramatic music here*

Once upon a time, something really really bad happened. Something REALLY bad! What was it, you might ask? Well, it all began one perfectly ordinary day of our of our tiny, insignificant, pathetic, puny little lives. Out of nowhere, ...
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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2006, 08:44:18 AM »
a whiny, grating sound signalled the coming of the emos to our land. Almost overnight,
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2006, 01:46:58 PM »
a constant sobbing came to be heard; everywhere. Blood flowed in the streets, due to the rampant cutting, and ...
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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2006, 04:37:20 AM »
the hospitals were overwhelmed by the sheer volume of head injuries sustained by the emo's insistance of wearing their hair over their eyes.  But out of this dark time came a hero, one with the power to...
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« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2006, 05:24:25 AM »
treat a woman like an object of sexual pleasure.  this hero's trademark is a rolled up pack of cigarettes in the arm of his white, wrinkled, tee-shirt.
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« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2006, 05:29:51 AM »
But how could such a hero defeat the emo curse you may ask?  The answer is simple, he reminds people of the fun they're missing out on and...
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Re: I² - The Second Story
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2006, 12:23:19 AM »
probes them with a dildo.
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Re: I² - The Second Story
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2007, 03:25:18 PM »
A pretty damn stange hero, the last glimmer of hope became faint when he suddenly combusted. But out of nowhere, he suddenly reappeared! And recombusted. And reappeared. And recombusted. And eventually, the flames ignited the hair of the emos, and once the hero had burned to the ground for unknown reasons for the last time, the scourge was no more.
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