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Re: The worst aspies?
« Reply #720 on: August 24, 2009, 07:53:12 AM »

everyone on zomgaspies are homos  :(

im not, i may be sensitive at times, and even asexual, but im pretty straight(except the liking lesbians part)

That's exactly what I'd expect a homo to say.

you wanna fuck? i call pitcher

I'm married and get regular sex, why would I want you?

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Re: The worst aspies?
« Reply #721 on: August 24, 2009, 07:56:18 AM »
come on i gots long hair and pretty eyes...

wait, are you married to a man or woman?
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Re: The worst aspies?
« Reply #722 on: August 24, 2009, 07:57:07 AM »
I want to watch gay sex  :orly:  Go on, Phlexr, yo know you want it  :zoinks:

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Re: The worst aspies?
« Reply #723 on: August 24, 2009, 07:58:01 AM »
I want to watch gay sex  :orly:  Go on, Phlexr, yo know you want it  :zoinks:

Been there, done that. Not my thing really.

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Re: The worst aspies?
« Reply #724 on: August 24, 2009, 07:59:11 AM »
come on i gots long hair and pretty eyes...

wait, are you married to a man or woman?

I'm married to my wife and have five kids of which none are jesus

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Re: The worst aspies?
« Reply #725 on: August 24, 2009, 07:59:27 AM »
I want to watch gay sex  :orly:  Go on, Phlexr, yo know you want it  :zoinks:

Been there, done that. Not my thing really.

thats exactly what id expect a gay guy to say
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Re: The worst aspies?
« Reply #726 on: August 24, 2009, 08:02:25 AM »
man im on a roll today :clap:
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Re: The worst aspies?
« Reply #727 on: August 24, 2009, 08:37:36 AM »
I want to watch gay sex  :orly:  Go on, Phlexr, yo know you want it  :zoinks:

Been there, done that. Not my thing really.

thats exactly what id expect a gay guy to say

Gee, I thought a ghey guy would actually want teh cock.

Perhaps you are just expressing your desire for me to play hard to get.

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Re: The worst aspies?
« Reply #728 on: August 24, 2009, 08:39:42 AM »
I want to watch gay sex  :orly:  Go on, Phlexr, yo know you want it  :zoinks:

Been there, done that. Not my thing really.

thats exactly what id expect a gay guy to say

Gee, I thought a ghey guy would actually want teh cock.

Perhaps you are just expressing your desire for me to play hard to get.

no im just expressing my desire to reck your rectum
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Re: The worst aspies?
« Reply #729 on: August 24, 2009, 08:54:53 AM »
I want to watch gay sex  :orly:  Go on, Phlexr, yo know you want it  :zoinks:

Been there, done that. Not my thing really.

thats exactly what id expect a gay guy to say

Gee, I thought a ghey guy would actually want teh cock.

Perhaps you are just expressing your desire for me to play hard to get.

no im just expressing my desire to reck your rectum

In your dreams. I'm way too sexy for you.

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Re: The worst aspies?
« Reply #730 on: August 24, 2009, 09:37:12 AM »
I'm the worst aspie. ;D
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Re: The worst aspies?
« Reply #731 on: August 24, 2009, 09:43:05 AM »
I'm the worst aspie. ;D

Dude, you're like the fucking hitler of aspies.

Now you know why lit has a thing for you.

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Re: The worst aspies?
« Reply #732 on: August 24, 2009, 09:45:16 AM »
I want to watch gay sex  :orly:  Go on, Phlexr, yo know you want it  :zoinks:

Been there, done that. Not my thing really.

thats exactly what id expect a gay guy to say

Gee, I thought a ghey guy would actually want teh cock.

Perhaps you are just expressing your desire for me to play hard to get.

no im just expressing my desire to reck your rectum

In your dreams. I'm way too sexy for you.

ok, right said fred you win. ill just go wank to some gay porn instead
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Re: The worst aspies?
« Reply #733 on: August 24, 2009, 09:56:23 AM »
2 people on zomgaspies

the rest are nice but these 2 make me think they are actually nt and pretend to be aspergers just to get in and do things to make a internet hate crime

also wrongplanet

do not really need to tell that story since most of you already lived it

Spit it out you faggot, don't be afraid to list names.

Nasty people = not AS. Great logic, retard.

Since when do you say faggot? :toporly:

Very, very rarely.

Probably buttcoffee taking the piss again, so I'll leave him be.

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Re: The worst aspies?
« Reply #734 on: August 24, 2009, 09:22:39 PM »
Probably buttcoffee taking the piss again, so I'll leave him be.

If so, I'm impressed, a very subtle approach this time.
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.