I know that I don't do it often here, seeing as I think that most of you are a bunch of saaaad cunts, but I want to sincerely thank everyone (and future wishers) who made an effort to wish me well on my birthday. Much appreciated.
I did quite well this year; I received a total of £145 birthday money from my relatives, which was nice of them, and I also received a mini fridge from my sister and her boyfriend. Did I forget to mention that I saw Ricky Gervais yesterday night? It was funny as fuck; worth every penny.