On a scale of Pretty Fucking Narcissistic to Extremely Fucking Narcissistic, how narcissistic do you think you are?
Better yet, post a video of yourself ranting about it. 
Thanks for assuring me that the world revolves around me, Vodzy. 
You know, you could always let the narcissist starve if I piss you off so much. 
You don't piss me off, I lavish the attention you pour upon me.
Seriously, that's what our little dance is all about, isn't it?
I make you feel special, you make me feel special.
More people should lavish attention on ME!

On another serious note, seeing as introversion/withdrawal are aspie traits, I also see a link with NPD.
Has this been established already? (CBF finding diagnostic criteria right now).