Thanks for answering SOMETHING.
Thanks for boring me with NOTHING.
It's the least that I could do,
when you evaded the obvious
question, across multiple threads. 
I evaded it because it isn't particularly SOMETHING which I'm obligated in responding to, thereby leaving your dull query on hold.
I do hope you're prepared to expiate for my loss of precious free time.
P.S: How's that for diction, fuckers?