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Re: Ask The_P summat.
« Reply #165 on: February 10, 2008, 05:28:59 PM »
You been holding out on me pea??

I couldn't keep the urge in.

Are you telling me you spat instead of swallowed?

You probably guzzle it by the gallon bitch.
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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Re: Ask The_P summat.
« Reply #166 on: February 10, 2008, 05:30:59 PM »
You been holding out on me pea??

Why don't you two get a hotel room bitch.
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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Re: Ask The_P summat.
« Reply #167 on: February 10, 2008, 05:31:24 PM »
You been holding out on me pea??

I couldn't keep the urge in.

Are you telling me you spat instead of swallowed?

You probably guzzle it by the gallon bitch.
you cannot get away with this sort of light banter unless she actually likes you.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask The_P summat.
« Reply #168 on: February 10, 2008, 05:34:35 PM »
You been holding out on me pea??

I couldn't keep the urge in.

Are you telling me you spat instead of swallowed?

You probably guzzle it by the gallon bitch.

Actually I prefer to have it squirted on my tits.

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Re: Ask The_P summat.
« Reply #169 on: February 10, 2008, 05:35:11 PM »
You been holding out on me pea??

Why don't you two get a hotel room bitch.

Didn't you know- we already do every Tuesday.

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Re: Ask The_P summat.
« Reply #170 on: February 10, 2008, 05:35:33 PM »
You been holding out on me pea??

I couldn't keep the urge in.

Are you telling me you spat instead of swallowed?

You probably guzzle it by the gallon bitch.

Actually I prefer to have it squirted on my tits.
that's it, i'm horny.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask The_P summat.
« Reply #171 on: February 10, 2008, 05:36:06 PM »
You been holding out on me pea??

I couldn't keep the urge in.

Are you telling me you spat instead of swallowed?

You probably guzzle it by the gallon bitch.

Actually I prefer to have it squirted on my tits.

Then why do you guzzle it by the gallon?

You're one fucked up bitch.
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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Re: Ask The_P summat.
« Reply #172 on: February 10, 2008, 05:36:46 PM »
You been holding out on me pea??

Why don't you two get a hotel room bitch.

Didn't you know- we already do every Tuesday.

From the BS you inflict on the world it looks like you may need to schedule a thursday too bitch.
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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Re: Ask The_P summat.
« Reply #173 on: February 10, 2008, 05:38:57 PM »
You been holding out on me pea??

Why don't you two get a hotel room bitch.

Didn't you know- we already do every Tuesday.

From the BS you inflict on the world it looks like you may need to schedule a thursday too bitch.

Sorry I'm busy on thursday with mcjagger.

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Re: Ask The_P summat.
« Reply #174 on: February 10, 2008, 05:39:17 PM »
You been holding out on me pea??

Why don't you two get a hotel room bitch.

Didn't you know- we already do every Tuesday.

From the BS you inflict on the world it looks like you may need to schedule a thursday too bitch.
stop calling my bitch, bitch.

get your own, towelboy.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask The_P summat.
« Reply #175 on: February 10, 2008, 05:39:36 PM »
You been holding out on me pea??

I couldn't keep the urge in.

Are you telling me you spat instead of swallowed?

You probably guzzle it by the gallon bitch.

Actually I prefer to have it squirted on my tits.
that's it, i'm horny.

Care to take advantage of that horniness?  :eyebrows:

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Re: Ask The_P summat.
« Reply #176 on: February 10, 2008, 05:40:14 PM »
You been holding out on me pea??

Why don't you two get a hotel room bitch.

Didn't you know- we already do every Tuesday.

From the BS you inflict on the world it looks like you may need to schedule a thursday too bitch.

Sorry I'm busy on thursday with mcjagger.

Perhaps you need to have some centipedes removed from your vagina then bitch.
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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Re: Ask The_P summat.
« Reply #177 on: February 10, 2008, 05:42:21 PM »
Centipedes?   Oh its so clear you've never been anywhere near a sexual situation.  :laugh:

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Re: Ask The_P summat.
« Reply #178 on: February 10, 2008, 05:43:41 PM »
Centipedes?   Oh its so clear you've never been anywhere near a sexual situation.  :laugh:

You've probably been in so many you have every STD known and unknown to man and women bitch.

And the only reason the AIDS hasn't killed you is because it's fighting with all the other STDs.
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Re: Ask The_P summat.
« Reply #179 on: February 10, 2008, 05:44:35 PM »
Centipedes?   Oh its so clear you've never been anywhere near a sexual situation.  :laugh:
he read it in some science fiction novel.

it is the scabulans version of scat play.
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