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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #19020 on: July 16, 2011, 09:39:59 AM »
Max figured out how to open the refrigerator and ate a dozen eggs and we are not sure what else this morning while we were out
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #19021 on: July 16, 2011, 09:43:25 AM »
Quote from: Crip on July 16, 2011, 08:57:25 AM
Quote from: Callaway on July 16, 2011, 08:52:26 AM
Quote from: Crip on July 16, 2011, 05:13:08 AM
Thanks people :)
I should have said, I never abused the drugs or anything. Was on maximum dosages and then built up a tolerance and needed more, then side effects kicked in so I went cold turkey and this happened. :P
My parents went ape, they don't believe me :laff:

I'm sorry, I never meant to imply that you took too much Tramadol or misused it in any way.  I meant that I took less than the maximum dose and took less as the pain got better, ending with taking it only at night for a few days, so that may be why I didn't have problems stopping it.

This is probably TMI, but if you get constipation problems taking this or any other opiate, MiraLax worked well on that for me.  Before MiraLax existed, Dulcolax also worked, but gave me tummy cramps.
No worries :P
also probably TMI but I'm on that miralax stuff now, life saver. :laff:

 TMI is welcome when the news is so good!  :laff:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #19022 on: July 16, 2011, 09:44:28 AM »
Quote from: parts on July 16, 2011, 09:39:59 AM
Max figured out how to open the refrigerator and ate a dozen eggs and we are not sure what else this morning while we were out

 Including the shells?  Holy cow, he'll be feeling that later!   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #19023 on: July 16, 2011, 09:50:37 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 16, 2011, 09:44:28 AM
Quote from: parts on July 16, 2011, 09:39:59 AM
Max figured out how to open the refrigerator and ate a dozen eggs and we are not sure what else this morning while we were out

 Including the shells?  Holy cow, he'll be feeling that later!   :orly:

The shells will give him a good cleaning out and I hope he does feel it later it will serve him right
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #19024 on: July 16, 2011, 09:56:51 AM »
Quote from: parts on July 16, 2011, 09:50:37 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 16, 2011, 09:44:28 AM
Quote from: parts on July 16, 2011, 09:39:59 AM
Max figured out how to open the refrigerator and ate a dozen eggs and we are not sure what else this morning while we were out

 Including the shells?  Holy cow, he'll be feeling that later!   :orly:

The shells will give him a good cleaning out and I hope he does feel it later it will serve him right

 That reminds me of the time my then-landlady's Irish wolfhound/German shepherd ate ice cream.
 The living room looked as if a horse had been there!  :laff:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #19025 on: July 16, 2011, 10:45:57 AM »
Ripley, my reddish Golden Retriever (that can be viewed in Hubert's Dumb Pet Pictures thread) once got into the fridge and ate 2 lbs of raw bacon.  I was literally cleaning diarrhea off of my ceiling for 2 days.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #19026 on: July 16, 2011, 10:47:34 AM »
Quote from: parts on July 16, 2011, 09:39:59 AM
Max figured out how to open the refrigerator and ate a dozen eggs and we are not sure what else this morning while we were out

This wouldn't be so bad if you could teach him how to bring you a beer. :zombiefuck:

I'd try one of those child-safe fridge locks maybe for now.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #19027 on: July 16, 2011, 10:51:38 AM »
Quote from: MLA on July 16, 2011, 10:45:57 AM
Ripley, my reddish Golden Retriever (that can be viewed in Hubert's Dumb Pet Pictures thread) once got into the fridge and ate 2 lbs of raw bacon.  I was literally cleaning diarrhea off of my ceiling for 2 days.

 My sympathy to you AND Ripley, the things pet owners must do for love!  :heart:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #19028 on: July 16, 2011, 12:24:41 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on July 16, 2011, 10:47:34 AM
Quote from: parts on July 16, 2011, 09:39:59 AM
Max figured out how to open the refrigerator and ate a dozen eggs and we are not sure what else this morning while we were out

This wouldn't be so bad if you could teach him how to bring you a beer. :zombiefuck:

I'd try one of those child-safe fridge locks maybe for now.

My wife bought one already
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #19029 on: July 17, 2011, 12:18:14 AM »
^This gave me a laugh. Didn't think a dog would be attracted to eating eggs. Bacon I understand though.

My quick bitch is that I don't want to go back to uni. The last two semesters were so hard and I was very stressed. I don't know where my breaking point is and am scared I will break mentally or something while uni is on. This is the last semester where I will have to do three units. I just hope I can get through it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #19030 on: July 17, 2011, 03:41:53 AM »
How can I fix the board being slow when it's not slow for me?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #19031 on: July 17, 2011, 04:58:30 AM »
Locking this thread to force a new quick bitch thread.
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