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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18885 on: June 26, 2011, 11:15:58 AM »
How can you use the batjhroom without closing the door?

Who wants to walk in on someone on the toilet ?

Even if it was my  wife I wouldn't want to

In fact, especially if it was my wife

Would ruin my image of her as being a non-shitting thing, which I would have to have in order to be wit her :M

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18886 on: June 26, 2011, 12:14:57 PM »
The voices, the voices.









Too many neighbours, and too many visitors of neighbours.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18887 on: June 26, 2011, 12:33:31 PM »
Visitors on one side have left, on the other side someone thinks it is about time to wield a hammer.

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So glad none of them übt Geige.  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18888 on: June 26, 2011, 12:43:35 PM »
Visitors on one side have left, on the other side someone thinks it is about time to wield a hammer.

 :smashviolin:

So glad none of them übt Geige.  :orly:

For a moment, I thought that this was about the guests and members of I2. :laugh:

It fits, too.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18889 on: June 26, 2011, 12:48:30 PM »
You really are on a roll today.  :lol:



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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18890 on: June 26, 2011, 12:52:19 PM »
There's a fucking heatwave in London tomorrow, according to bint

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

I'm boiling enough here as it is

stupid fucking summer

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18891 on: June 26, 2011, 12:54:48 PM »
There's a fucking heatwave in London tomorrow, according to bint

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

I'm boiling enough here as it is

stupid fucking summer

My sympathies.

I'll be pumping up the plastic pool for the same reason tomorrow.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18892 on: June 26, 2011, 01:00:09 PM »
I'll be listening to people nagging me to "take that leather jacket off" and "Stop wearing hoodies"

while contemplating the nearest brdige to throw myself off!!!

(i'm being overly dramatic btw, don't anyone call the police on me or owt)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18893 on: June 26, 2011, 03:06:04 PM »
:GA: ITCHY! :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18894 on: June 26, 2011, 04:16:30 PM »
I got some poison ivy on my leg

im allergic to poison ivy

gotta go get a shot in the ass at the doctors tom.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18895 on: June 26, 2011, 08:54:29 PM »
My perpetual bitch is that almost no one says the Pledge of Allegiance correctly.  It's

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under G_d, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

There is no comma before "under G_d"  and therefore there should be no pause before the words.


BTW,  here are all the versions of the Pledge.  Changes are in bold.

1892
I pledge allegiance to my flag and the republic for which it stands: one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all."

1892 to 1923
"I pledge allegiance to my flag and to the republic for which it stands: one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all."

1923 to 1924
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States and to the republic for which it stands: one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all."

1924 to 1954
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands; one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all."

1954 to Present
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."



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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18897 on: June 26, 2011, 09:23:20 PM »
that "under god" crap is fuckin BULLSHIT

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18898 on: June 26, 2011, 09:59:57 PM »
that "under god" crap is fuckin BULLSHIT

:agreed: One of the good things about America is that Americans are free to believe in any religion, or no religion.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18899 on: June 26, 2011, 10:01:43 PM »
that "under god" crap is fuckin BULLSHIT

:agreed: One of the good things about America is that Americans are free to believe in any religion, or no religion.

Tell that to the Christian Right and the Tea party.
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