How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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Quote from: Peter on June 15, 2011, 02:06:50 AMMy uncle just found out that he has dry macular degeneration, and he thinks he'll be legally blind in three years.Dry is fucked up. Wet they can stop, I gather. How old is he?
My uncle just found out that he has dry macular degeneration, and he thinks he'll be legally blind in three years.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: odeon on June 15, 2011, 01:56:44 PMQuote from: Peter on June 15, 2011, 02:06:50 AMMy uncle just found out that he has dry macular degeneration, and he thinks he'll be legally blind in three years.Dry is fucked up. Wet they can stop, I gather. How old is he?He's coming up on 65.
Headache approaching. Yay.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
My eyes are bloodshot. And no, Semi, I haven't been
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:51:59 AM My eyes are bloodshot. And no, Semi, I haven't been You knew exactly what I was about to post.
Max is in a non listening phase
Quote from: parts on June 18, 2011, 10:14:18 AMMax is in a non listening phase How old is he? One of my sheltie friends is two years old and he's still a crazy puppy at heart.
