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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18720 on: June 15, 2011, 02:32:30 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 15, 2011, 01:56:44 PM
Quote from: Peter on June 15, 2011, 02:06:50 AM
My uncle just found out that he has dry macular degeneration, and he thinks he'll be legally blind in three years.

Dry is fucked up. Wet they can stop, I gather. How old is he?

He's coming up on 65.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18721 on: June 15, 2011, 06:25:10 PM »
People don't fucking listen ever
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18722 on: June 15, 2011, 06:26:00 PM »
What did Parts say? ??? :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18723 on: June 15, 2011, 06:30:11 PM »
Not sure; wasn't listening.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18724 on: June 17, 2011, 10:58:07 AM »
Quote from: Peter on June 15, 2011, 02:32:30 PM
Quote from: odeon on June 15, 2011, 01:56:44 PM
Quote from: Peter on June 15, 2011, 02:06:50 AM
My uncle just found out that he has dry macular degeneration, and he thinks he'll be legally blind in three years.

Dry is fucked up. Wet they can stop, I gather. How old is he?

He's coming up on 65.

:( Both eyes?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18725 on: June 17, 2011, 10:45:52 PM »
I feel invisible today
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18726 on: June 17, 2011, 10:57:12 PM »
Cheer up; at least you have a stalker.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18727 on: June 18, 2011, 02:19:33 AM »
Headache approaching. Yay.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18728 on: June 18, 2011, 04:03:34 AM »
Quote from: odeon on June 18, 2011, 02:19:33 AM
Headache approaching. Yay.

You didn't have to show solidarity this way.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18729 on: June 18, 2011, 04:51:59 AM »
 My eyes are bloodshot.  And no, Semi, I haven't been  :stoned:  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18730 on: June 18, 2011, 07:16:22 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:51:59 AM
My eyes are bloodshot.  And no, Semi, I haven't been  :stoned:  :laugh:

You knew exactly what I was about to post. :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18731 on: June 18, 2011, 07:29:17 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on June 18, 2011, 07:16:22 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:51:59 AM
My eyes are bloodshot.  And no, Semi, I haven't been  :stoned:  :laugh:

You knew exactly what I was about to post. :laugh:

 Yes, I remember you posted a similar comment before.  Payback time!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18732 on: June 18, 2011, 10:14:18 AM »
Max is in a non listening phase :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18733 on: June 18, 2011, 10:15:54 AM »
Quote from: parts on June 18, 2011, 10:14:18 AM
Max is in a non listening phase :-\

 How old is he?  One of my sheltie friends is two years old and he's still a crazy puppy at heart.  :heart:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18734 on: June 18, 2011, 10:18:28 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 10:15:54 AM
Quote from: parts on June 18, 2011, 10:14:18 AM
Max is in a non listening phase :-\

 How old is he?  One of my sheltie friends is two years old and he's still a crazy puppy at heart.  :heart:

Seven he is just in the I want to ignore you mood
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