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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18570 on: June 03, 2011, 08:35:15 PM »
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Quote from: Heinrich on June 03, 2011, 02:56:50 PM
My head really hurts and I feel sick

not gonna enjoy my birthday chinese now :bigcry:

Just wait, cbc will say that she'll help you eat it.

 I will eat the vegetables, as I am being very health-conscious.  :angel:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18571 on: June 03, 2011, 11:34:56 PM »
Quote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 02:08:30 PM
Quote from: odeon on June 03, 2011, 02:05:05 PM
Quote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 01:59:32 PM
I seem to have unintentionally offended my boyfriend by telling him about some video I saw of a deaf porn star making crazy noises, because I thought it was a funny video. But of course, his mum is actually deaf, and he said so as soon as I told him about the vid. I asked if I said something wrong, he goes yeah now he's being strangely silent.
 :-[

:LMAO:

Sorry. This is hilarious.
I think he temporarily hates me right now.  :asthing:

There is a universal cure for that, with a guaranteed 100% success rate.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18572 on: June 03, 2011, 11:35:48 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on June 03, 2011, 02:56:50 PM
My head really hurts and I feel sick

not gonna enjoy my birthday chinese now :bigcry:

MSG = :headache:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18573 on: June 04, 2011, 02:29:23 AM »
I have a headache.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18574 on: June 04, 2011, 05:25:22 AM »
too much work not enough money :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18575 on: June 04, 2011, 05:28:18 AM »
Quote from: parts on June 04, 2011, 05:25:22 AM
too much work not enough money :thumbdn:

 That's why I gave up the evening job.  It sucks to wear yourself out for so little reward.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18576 on: June 04, 2011, 05:29:33 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 04, 2011, 05:28:18 AM
Quote from: parts on June 04, 2011, 05:25:22 AM
too much work not enough money :thumbdn:

 That's why I gave up the evening job.  It sucks to wear yourself out for so little reward.  :thumbdn:

Right now it's just too many bill are due this month and I took some jobs cheap just to pay them
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18577 on: June 04, 2011, 06:39:27 AM »
Quote from: odeon on June 04, 2011, 02:29:23 AM
I have a headache.

me too, pretty bad one as well
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18578 on: June 04, 2011, 08:33:35 AM »
The waiting is getting on the kids now I think.

UGH, they got through the heat, now this.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18579 on: June 04, 2011, 02:50:15 PM »
oh goddamn it I just swallowed an M&M like a pill.  Waste fo chocolate!!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18580 on: June 04, 2011, 03:14:41 PM »
I've sweat so much I don't need to urinate
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18581 on: June 04, 2011, 05:21:17 PM »
It's hot today.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18582 on: June 04, 2011, 05:52:18 PM »
Sirius has not come inside yet.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18583 on: June 04, 2011, 06:02:59 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 04, 2011, 02:50:15 PM
oh goddamn it I just swallowed an M&M like a pill.  Waste fo chocolate!!!
Spazz.  :hahaha:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18584 on: June 04, 2011, 06:19:43 PM »
Dry itchy throat
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