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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18555 on: June 03, 2011, 02:33:26 PM »
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Quote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 02:19:03 PM
Oh thank fucking god for that! He does not hate me, and says he wasn't that bothered by it anyway and he's just in a bad mood today.
But that still doesn't take away the fact that I have foot-in-mouth disease.

It's not a disease, it's a gift.

I would argue otherwise.  :facepalm2:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18556 on: June 03, 2011, 02:40:16 PM »
Quote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 02:33:26 PM
Quote from: odeon on June 03, 2011, 02:23:15 PM
Quote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 02:19:03 PM
Oh thank fucking god for that! He does not hate me, and says he wasn't that bothered by it anyway and he's just in a bad mood today.
But that still doesn't take away the fact that I have foot-in-mouth disease.

It's not a disease, it's a gift.

I would argue otherwise.  :facepalm2:

He wasn't bothered. Would you like to spend any significant time with someone if you knew you'd always have to guard your tongue?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18557 on: June 03, 2011, 02:47:14 PM »
True, very true. I don't guard my tongue with most people anyway, so he is obviously no exception.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18558 on: June 03, 2011, 02:49:28 PM »
Life is just too short for worrying about that sort of thing. I'm always saying things the people around me regret later.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18559 on: June 03, 2011, 02:56:50 PM »
My head really hurts and I feel sick

not gonna enjoy my birthday chinese now :bigcry:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18560 on: June 03, 2011, 02:57:36 PM »
Quote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 02:08:30 PM
Quote from: odeon on June 03, 2011, 02:05:05 PM
Quote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 01:59:32 PM
I seem to have unintentionally offended my boyfriend by telling him about some video I saw of a deaf porn star making crazy noises, because I thought it was a funny video. But of course, his mum is actually deaf, and he said so as soon as I told him about the vid. I asked if I said something wrong, he goes yeah now he's being strangely silent.
 :-[

:LMAO:

Sorry. This is hilarious.
I think he temporarily hates me right now.  :asthing:

Could his mother have left the corset under your bed? :idea:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18561 on: June 03, 2011, 02:58:23 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on June 03, 2011, 02:56:50 PM
My head really hurts and I feel sick

not gonna enjoy my birthday chinese now :bigcry:

:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18562 on: June 03, 2011, 03:18:03 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on June 03, 2011, 02:56:50 PM
My head really hurts and I feel sick

not gonna enjoy my birthday chinese now :bigcry:

:hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18563 on: June 03, 2011, 03:47:31 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on June 03, 2011, 02:57:36 PM
Quote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 02:08:30 PM
Quote from: odeon on June 03, 2011, 02:05:05 PM
Quote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 01:59:32 PM
I seem to have unintentionally offended my boyfriend by telling him about some video I saw of a deaf porn star making crazy noises, because I thought it was a funny video. But of course, his mum is actually deaf, and he said so as soon as I told him about the vid. I asked if I said something wrong, he goes yeah now he's being strangely silent.
 :-[

:LMAO:

Sorry. This is hilarious.
I think he temporarily hates me right now.  :asthing:

Could his mother have left the corset under your bed? :idea:

:lol:
She's never been in my house.
Update: he says he'd never let anything so petty get to him and we have long since resumed usual conversation. I was just being paranoid.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18564 on: June 03, 2011, 04:24:10 PM »
Quote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 02:19:03 PM
Oh thank fucking god for that! He does not hate me, and says he wasn't that bothered by it anyway and he's just in a bad mood today.
But that still doesn't take away the fact that I have foot-in-mouth disease.

Compared with what some people want other people to put in their mouths, a foot seems to be the better of 2 evils. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18565 on: June 03, 2011, 04:25:28 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on June 03, 2011, 02:56:50 PM
My head really hurts and I feel sick

not gonna enjoy my birthday chinese now :bigcry:

Just wait, cbc will say that she'll help you eat it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18566 on: June 03, 2011, 04:29:44 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 03, 2011, 04:25:28 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on June 03, 2011, 02:56:50 PM
My head really hurts and I feel sick

not gonna enjoy my birthday chinese now :bigcry:

Just wait, cbc will say that she'll help you eat it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18567 on: June 03, 2011, 05:08:55 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 03, 2011, 04:25:28 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on June 03, 2011, 02:56:50 PM
My head really hurts and I feel sick

not gonna enjoy my birthday chinese now :bigcry:

Just wait, cbc will say that she'll help you eat it.

Posting that you have food is like saying "I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition" to CBC. :laugh:

Watch as she hurries to get to Soph's house before the Chinese food is gone. :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18568 on: June 03, 2011, 05:22:12 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 03, 2011, 02:49:28 PM
Life is just too short for worrying about that sort of thing. I'm always saying things the people around me regret later.
See what you did there.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18569 on: June 03, 2011, 08:22:15 PM »
The local diner will be closed Monday because it's being used as a movie set.  Couldn't find out what film, but it's rumoured to be either Justin Timberlake or Vince Vaughn.
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