What do you get when you combine LSD with birth control?A trip without the kids.
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Quote from: eris on June 02, 2011, 08:28:03 PMhe better hurry up Why don't you just run in and turn the hot water faucet off? It would be torture and he might get out of there quickly.
he better hurry up
Quote from: eris on June 02, 2011, 08:28:03 PMhe better hurry up Can't you just order him out of the shower?
Quote from: Jesus on June 03, 2011, 10:21:24 AMQuote from: eris on June 02, 2011, 08:28:03 PMhe better hurry up Can't you just order him out of the shower? Who's the fucking sub eris?
Quote from: PPK on June 03, 2011, 10:27:06 AMQuote from: Jesus on June 03, 2011, 10:21:24 AMQuote from: eris on June 02, 2011, 08:28:03 PMhe better hurry up Can't you just order him out of the shower? Who's the fucking sub eris? touche but when he takes the collar off, it's over, till he puts it back onor I put it on himi DID make it to the bathroom in time, BTW
Quote from: Peter on June 02, 2011, 02:19:44 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 02, 2011, 01:34:14 PMQuote from: Peter on June 02, 2011, 01:30:46 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 02, 2011, 08:30:26 AMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 11:42:54 PMQuote from: Callaway on June 01, 2011, 10:49:39 PMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 10:41:48 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 01, 2011, 10:14:53 PMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 10:13:06 PMStupid bug bites; I'm having a localised allergic reaction to them. The skin for a cm or two around them is red and hard, and there's an area of more modestly inflamed skin about the size of the palm of my hands around each of them. I also felt a little sting near my jawline when I was in the garden about an hour ago, and I'm hoping that my face won't be the next thing to swell up. Do you have any cortisone cream or anything else you can use to reduce the swellings? I've been applying hydrocortisone cream, but I don't know if it's doing much good. Do you have any antihistamine like Benadryl?I have some cetirizine, and I'll give it a go.May depend on the bug that bit you. Do you have this reaction with all bites?If you have been bitten by a kind of horsefly, it may be a small infection that bothers you. They almost always bring dirt in the wound. Disinfecting will be of more help than anti-histamines in that case. My oldest had reactions on one kind of striped mosquito, couple of years ago. The GP advised dabbing the places with an povidone-iodine tincture. Worked well for her then. I haven't reacted before to midge bites, ticks, wasp stings or dog bites, but I think this is the first time I've been bitten by horseflies. I'm constantly getting thorns lodged under my skin and soil, dirty pond water and other nasty things rubbed into wounds on my hands and arms without it bothering me, so I don't think it's due to dirt in the wound.Horseflies are carriers of germs. Their bites are so bad because of that. That's the kind of dirt I meant. Since I read about that, I keep a horsefly-bite disinfected, if I get one, and it makes a big difference in the reaction I get on it.I know that you meant germs, but thorns, soil and dirty pond water are also loaded with them, and I don't usually bother to disinfect my wounds besides rinsing the obvious dirt out of them, however I rubbed some antiseptic into the bites in case it helps.I hardly ever have problems with scratches, thorns etc. Only seldom does that lead to infection. Horsefly bites almost always leads to infection with me. Probably because the horsefly bites other critters who host germs that can feast on us too.
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 02, 2011, 01:34:14 PMQuote from: Peter on June 02, 2011, 01:30:46 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 02, 2011, 08:30:26 AMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 11:42:54 PMQuote from: Callaway on June 01, 2011, 10:49:39 PMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 10:41:48 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 01, 2011, 10:14:53 PMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 10:13:06 PMStupid bug bites; I'm having a localised allergic reaction to them. The skin for a cm or two around them is red and hard, and there's an area of more modestly inflamed skin about the size of the palm of my hands around each of them. I also felt a little sting near my jawline when I was in the garden about an hour ago, and I'm hoping that my face won't be the next thing to swell up. Do you have any cortisone cream or anything else you can use to reduce the swellings? I've been applying hydrocortisone cream, but I don't know if it's doing much good. Do you have any antihistamine like Benadryl?I have some cetirizine, and I'll give it a go.May depend on the bug that bit you. Do you have this reaction with all bites?If you have been bitten by a kind of horsefly, it may be a small infection that bothers you. They almost always bring dirt in the wound. Disinfecting will be of more help than anti-histamines in that case. My oldest had reactions on one kind of striped mosquito, couple of years ago. The GP advised dabbing the places with an povidone-iodine tincture. Worked well for her then. I haven't reacted before to midge bites, ticks, wasp stings or dog bites, but I think this is the first time I've been bitten by horseflies. I'm constantly getting thorns lodged under my skin and soil, dirty pond water and other nasty things rubbed into wounds on my hands and arms without it bothering me, so I don't think it's due to dirt in the wound.Horseflies are carriers of germs. Their bites are so bad because of that. That's the kind of dirt I meant. Since I read about that, I keep a horsefly-bite disinfected, if I get one, and it makes a big difference in the reaction I get on it.I know that you meant germs, but thorns, soil and dirty pond water are also loaded with them, and I don't usually bother to disinfect my wounds besides rinsing the obvious dirt out of them, however I rubbed some antiseptic into the bites in case it helps.
Quote from: Peter on June 02, 2011, 01:30:46 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 02, 2011, 08:30:26 AMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 11:42:54 PMQuote from: Callaway on June 01, 2011, 10:49:39 PMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 10:41:48 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 01, 2011, 10:14:53 PMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 10:13:06 PMStupid bug bites; I'm having a localised allergic reaction to them. The skin for a cm or two around them is red and hard, and there's an area of more modestly inflamed skin about the size of the palm of my hands around each of them. I also felt a little sting near my jawline when I was in the garden about an hour ago, and I'm hoping that my face won't be the next thing to swell up. Do you have any cortisone cream or anything else you can use to reduce the swellings? I've been applying hydrocortisone cream, but I don't know if it's doing much good. Do you have any antihistamine like Benadryl?I have some cetirizine, and I'll give it a go.May depend on the bug that bit you. Do you have this reaction with all bites?If you have been bitten by a kind of horsefly, it may be a small infection that bothers you. They almost always bring dirt in the wound. Disinfecting will be of more help than anti-histamines in that case. My oldest had reactions on one kind of striped mosquito, couple of years ago. The GP advised dabbing the places with an povidone-iodine tincture. Worked well for her then. I haven't reacted before to midge bites, ticks, wasp stings or dog bites, but I think this is the first time I've been bitten by horseflies. I'm constantly getting thorns lodged under my skin and soil, dirty pond water and other nasty things rubbed into wounds on my hands and arms without it bothering me, so I don't think it's due to dirt in the wound.Horseflies are carriers of germs. Their bites are so bad because of that. That's the kind of dirt I meant. Since I read about that, I keep a horsefly-bite disinfected, if I get one, and it makes a big difference in the reaction I get on it.
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 02, 2011, 08:30:26 AMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 11:42:54 PMQuote from: Callaway on June 01, 2011, 10:49:39 PMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 10:41:48 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 01, 2011, 10:14:53 PMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 10:13:06 PMStupid bug bites; I'm having a localised allergic reaction to them. The skin for a cm or two around them is red and hard, and there's an area of more modestly inflamed skin about the size of the palm of my hands around each of them. I also felt a little sting near my jawline when I was in the garden about an hour ago, and I'm hoping that my face won't be the next thing to swell up. Do you have any cortisone cream or anything else you can use to reduce the swellings? I've been applying hydrocortisone cream, but I don't know if it's doing much good. Do you have any antihistamine like Benadryl?I have some cetirizine, and I'll give it a go.May depend on the bug that bit you. Do you have this reaction with all bites?If you have been bitten by a kind of horsefly, it may be a small infection that bothers you. They almost always bring dirt in the wound. Disinfecting will be of more help than anti-histamines in that case. My oldest had reactions on one kind of striped mosquito, couple of years ago. The GP advised dabbing the places with an povidone-iodine tincture. Worked well for her then. I haven't reacted before to midge bites, ticks, wasp stings or dog bites, but I think this is the first time I've been bitten by horseflies. I'm constantly getting thorns lodged under my skin and soil, dirty pond water and other nasty things rubbed into wounds on my hands and arms without it bothering me, so I don't think it's due to dirt in the wound.
Quote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 11:42:54 PMQuote from: Callaway on June 01, 2011, 10:49:39 PMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 10:41:48 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 01, 2011, 10:14:53 PMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 10:13:06 PMStupid bug bites; I'm having a localised allergic reaction to them. The skin for a cm or two around them is red and hard, and there's an area of more modestly inflamed skin about the size of the palm of my hands around each of them. I also felt a little sting near my jawline when I was in the garden about an hour ago, and I'm hoping that my face won't be the next thing to swell up. Do you have any cortisone cream or anything else you can use to reduce the swellings? I've been applying hydrocortisone cream, but I don't know if it's doing much good. Do you have any antihistamine like Benadryl?I have some cetirizine, and I'll give it a go.May depend on the bug that bit you. Do you have this reaction with all bites?If you have been bitten by a kind of horsefly, it may be a small infection that bothers you. They almost always bring dirt in the wound. Disinfecting will be of more help than anti-histamines in that case. My oldest had reactions on one kind of striped mosquito, couple of years ago. The GP advised dabbing the places with an povidone-iodine tincture. Worked well for her then.
Quote from: Callaway on June 01, 2011, 10:49:39 PMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 10:41:48 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 01, 2011, 10:14:53 PMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 10:13:06 PMStupid bug bites; I'm having a localised allergic reaction to them. The skin for a cm or two around them is red and hard, and there's an area of more modestly inflamed skin about the size of the palm of my hands around each of them. I also felt a little sting near my jawline when I was in the garden about an hour ago, and I'm hoping that my face won't be the next thing to swell up. Do you have any cortisone cream or anything else you can use to reduce the swellings? I've been applying hydrocortisone cream, but I don't know if it's doing much good. Do you have any antihistamine like Benadryl?I have some cetirizine, and I'll give it a go.
Quote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 10:41:48 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 01, 2011, 10:14:53 PMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 10:13:06 PMStupid bug bites; I'm having a localised allergic reaction to them. The skin for a cm or two around them is red and hard, and there's an area of more modestly inflamed skin about the size of the palm of my hands around each of them. I also felt a little sting near my jawline when I was in the garden about an hour ago, and I'm hoping that my face won't be the next thing to swell up. Do you have any cortisone cream or anything else you can use to reduce the swellings? I've been applying hydrocortisone cream, but I don't know if it's doing much good. Do you have any antihistamine like Benadryl?
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 01, 2011, 10:14:53 PMQuote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 10:13:06 PMStupid bug bites; I'm having a localised allergic reaction to them. The skin for a cm or two around them is red and hard, and there's an area of more modestly inflamed skin about the size of the palm of my hands around each of them. I also felt a little sting near my jawline when I was in the garden about an hour ago, and I'm hoping that my face won't be the next thing to swell up. Do you have any cortisone cream or anything else you can use to reduce the swellings? I've been applying hydrocortisone cream, but I don't know if it's doing much good.
Quote from: Peter on June 01, 2011, 10:13:06 PMStupid bug bites; I'm having a localised allergic reaction to them. The skin for a cm or two around them is red and hard, and there's an area of more modestly inflamed skin about the size of the palm of my hands around each of them. I also felt a little sting near my jawline when I was in the garden about an hour ago, and I'm hoping that my face won't be the next thing to swell up. Do you have any cortisone cream or anything else you can use to reduce the swellings?
Stupid bug bites; I'm having a localised allergic reaction to them. The skin for a cm or two around them is red and hard, and there's an area of more modestly inflamed skin about the size of the palm of my hands around each of them. I also felt a little sting near my jawline when I was in the garden about an hour ago, and I'm hoping that my face won't be the next thing to swell up.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
I seem to have unintentionally offended my boyfriend by telling him about some video I saw of a deaf porn star making crazy noises, because I thought it was a funny video. But of course, his mum is actually deaf, and he said so as soon as I told him about the vid. I asked if I said something wrong, he goes yeah now he's being strangely silent.
Quote from: Enos on June 03, 2011, 01:59:32 PMI seem to have unintentionally offended my boyfriend by telling him about some video I saw of a deaf porn star making crazy noises, because I thought it was a funny video. But of course, his mum is actually deaf, and he said so as soon as I told him about the vid. I asked if I said something wrong, he goes yeah now he's being strangely silent. Sorry. This is hilarious.
Oh thank fucking god for that! He does not hate me, and says he wasn't that bothered by it anyway and he's just in a bad mood today. But that still doesn't take away the fact that I have foot-in-mouth disease.
