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Offline Semicolon

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18480 on: May 31, 2011, 08:58:10 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 08:54:38 AM
Don't want either of those  "treatments."   :zoinks:



 We don't have a doctor similey per se, so I like to use this scientist guy. ----->  :nerd!:

If you want eternal love, what about this treatment?



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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18481 on: May 31, 2011, 08:59:50 AM »
 ^ That is not a cane, it's a shepherd's crook, used to pull errant sheep back into the fold!  :harp:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18482 on: May 31, 2011, 09:01:00 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 08:59:50 AM
^ That is not a cane, it's a shepherd's crook, used to pull errant sheep back into the fold!  :harp:

Yes, he uses his crook when naughty sheep go running off.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18483 on: May 31, 2011, 09:03:44 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on May 31, 2011, 09:01:00 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 08:59:50 AM
^ That is not a cane, it's a shepherd's crook, used to pull errant sheep back into the fold!  :harp:

Yes, he uses his crook when naughty sheep go running off.

 Tis because he loves them!  And they love him in return!  :sheeplove:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18484 on: May 31, 2011, 09:42:46 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on May 31, 2011, 08:58:10 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 08:54:38 AM
Don't want either of those  "treatments."   :zoinks:



 We don't have a doctor similey per se, so I like to use this scientist guy. ----->  :nerd!:

If you want eternal love, what about this treatment?



* Semicolon waits for someone to comment on the cane.

It's not a cane; it's a staff.  Its crook is used by shepherds to rescue lambs in trouble.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18485 on: May 31, 2011, 09:50:32 AM »
I have a cane that looks like that.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18486 on: May 31, 2011, 09:51:53 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 31, 2011, 09:50:32 AM
I have a cane that looks like that.

Are you Jesus? :angel:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18487 on: May 31, 2011, 09:51:56 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 31, 2011, 09:50:32 AM
I have a cane that looks like that.

 Do you ever use it to pull your kids out of harm's way?   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18488 on: May 31, 2011, 11:07:02 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on May 31, 2011, 09:51:53 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 31, 2011, 09:50:32 AM
I have a cane that looks like that.

Are you Jesus? :angel:

Nope. I'm more like the other guy.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18489 on: May 31, 2011, 11:07:59 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 31, 2011, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on May 31, 2011, 09:51:53 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 31, 2011, 09:50:32 AM
I have a cane that looks like that.

Are you Jesus? :angel:

Nope. I'm more like the other guy.

  House?  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18490 on: May 31, 2011, 11:24:29 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 11:07:59 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 31, 2011, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on May 31, 2011, 09:51:53 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 31, 2011, 09:50:32 AM
I have a cane that looks like that.

Are you Jesus? :angel:

Nope. I'm more like the other guy.

  House?  :zoinks:

:laugh: I was thinking more in religious terms but yeah, that works too.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18491 on: May 31, 2011, 11:25:23 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18492 on: May 31, 2011, 12:35:47 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 31, 2011, 11:25:23 AM

I don't get that show. I saw an episode and figured that asshole needs a knuckle sandwich. Hard for me to like a show when I want to belt the protagonist.  :dunno:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18493 on: May 31, 2011, 12:58:14 PM »
Quote from: PPK on May 31, 2011, 12:35:47 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 31, 2011, 11:25:23 AM

I don't get that show. I saw an episode and figured that asshole needs a knuckle sandwich. Hard for me to like a show when I want to belt the protagonist.  :dunno:

 I love it for the medical mysteries, I'm a disease geek!  I also like the friendship between House and Wilson.  :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18494 on: May 31, 2011, 02:24:36 PM »
Bought a shitty hose at Lowes it was so bad and leaked so much I returned it
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