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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18405 on: May 19, 2011, 09:17:11 PM »
I have something to bitch about couldbecousin, but I'll just keep it to myself. :grrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18406 on: May 19, 2011, 09:18:22 PM »
I have something to bitch about couldbecousin, but I'll just keep it to myself. :grrr:

 What is it?  Did I steal your sandwich?  I do that sometimes, when I get really hungry.  :-[
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18407 on: May 19, 2011, 09:31:27 PM »
I have something to bitch about couldbecousin, but I'll just keep it to myself. :grrr:

 What is it?  Did I steal your sandwich?  I do that sometimes, when I get really hungry.  :-[

No, it's not the sandwich. I easily forgive people for stealing food from me.

It's the fact that you're always joyful and cheery here. You never ever get mad at anyone here.

And this makes me very very very mad at you. >:(

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18408 on: May 19, 2011, 09:32:42 PM »
I have something to bitch about couldbecousin, but I'll just keep it to myself. :grrr:

 What is it?  Did I steal your sandwich?  I do that sometimes, when I get really hungry.  :-[

No, it's not the sandwich. I easily forgive people for stealing food from me.

It's the fact that you're always joyful and cheery here. You never ever get mad at anyone here.

And this makes me very very very mad at you. >:(

 Awww, every once in awhile I get mad, but it passes.  Cheer up!  :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18409 on: May 19, 2011, 09:52:09 PM »
I have something to bitch about couldbecousin, but I'll just keep it to myself. :grrr:

 What is it?  Did I steal your sandwich?  I do that sometimes, when I get really hungry.  :-[

No, it's not the sandwich. I easily forgive people for stealing food from me.

It's the fact that you're always joyful and cheery here. You never ever get mad at anyone here.

And this makes me very very very mad at you. >:(

 Awww, every once in awhile I get mad, but it passes.  Cheer up!  :hug:

Ahhh, nevermind. How can I get mad at you for long? You're just too lovely a Wobble (or whatever the word was).

Let me go bitch silently about Alex Plank instead.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18410 on: May 19, 2011, 10:35:12 PM »
I have something to bitch about couldbecousin, but I'll just keep it to myself. :grrr:

 What is it?  Did I steal your sandwich?  I do that sometimes, when I get really hungry.  :-[

No, it's not the sandwich. I easily forgive people for stealing food from me.

It's the fact that you're always joyful and cheery here. You never ever get mad at anyone here.

And this makes me very very very mad at you. >:(

 Awww, every once in awhile I get mad, but it passes.  Cheer up!  :hug:

Ahhh, nevermind. How can I get mad at you for long? You're just too lovely a Wobble (or whatever the word was).

Let me go bitch silently about Alex Plank instead.

She's a Weeble. It's in her title and her custom text. :snowman:

How can you bitch silently? Isn't that just sulking?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18411 on: May 20, 2011, 02:12:00 AM »
I have something to bitch about couldbecousin, but I'll just keep it to myself. :grrr:

 What is it?  Did I steal your sandwich?  I do that sometimes, when I get really hungry.  :-[

No, it's not the sandwich. I easily forgive people for stealing food from me.

It's the fact that you're always joyful and cheery here. You never ever get mad at anyone here.

And this makes me very very very mad at you. >:(

 Awww, every once in awhile I get mad, but it passes.  Cheer up!  :hug:

Ahhh, nevermind. How can I get mad at you for long? You're just too lovely a Wobble (or whatever the word was).

Let me go bitch silently about Alex Plank instead.

She's a Weeble. It's in her title and her custom text. :snowman:

How can you bitch silently? Isn't that just sulking?

I'm an Aspie. I bitch silently just as I talk to people silently.

Well, anyway, found something else to bitch about. After watching the latest episode of Naruto Shippuden, all I have to say is: Fuck you, Sakura. I don't give a shit how badly you want to suck Sasgay's cock; you didn't have to ruin the episode for me like that.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18412 on: May 20, 2011, 05:43:29 AM »
Mail only arriving just now.........

UGH!!!

Not heading out to get it in yet. Don't want to see mr Dickhead.


 Is it his fault the mail is late then?  Shall I discipline him?  :squiddy:

Well, apparently mr Dickhead had a one on one with the manager this morning, and that was why he was this late. So, he had a sound excuse today.
Now my direct colleague and I are hoping he got to hear when his last working day will be.  >:D

 So the meeting with the manager was a disciplinary meeting?   :orly:
M (my colleague) and I are hoping it was.  >:D

Lots of people will be sacked, because of silly reorganisation. We hope he will be among those who have to leave.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18413 on: May 21, 2011, 12:42:59 PM »
need to hoover again, grrrrr

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18414 on: May 21, 2011, 03:56:06 PM »
The PR wants to go to dinner with my girlfriend and me.  Well, we're going to try it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18415 on: May 21, 2011, 06:56:16 PM »
The auction went poorly for my brother no enough bidders on the store
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18416 on: May 21, 2011, 11:56:30 PM »
The auction went poorly for my brother no enough bidders on the store

 I'm sorry to hear that.  What is he going to do next?  Was the store his primary job?  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18417 on: May 22, 2011, 12:04:13 AM »
The PR wants to go to dinner with my girlfriend and me.  Well, we're going to try it.
Puerto Rican? I've heard they don't like that term.  :zoinks:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18418 on: May 22, 2011, 06:58:07 AM »
Someone's fucking car alarm won't shut up.  This particular car alarm goes off every few weeks, and keeps going for hours non-stop instead of shutting off after 30 minutes like most alarms.  It's only redeeming feature is that it's several streets away and I can block out the noise as long as I stay indoors with the windows closed and wear earplugs.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18419 on: May 22, 2011, 07:17:39 AM »
Someone's fucking car alarm won't shut up.  This particular car alarm goes off every few weeks, and keeps going for hours non-stop instead of shutting off after 30 minutes like most alarms.  It's only redeeming feature is that it's several streets away and I can block out the noise as long as I stay indoors with the windows closed and wear earplugs.

We had that happening with a car in the street a couple of years ago. Something in that car was wrong, and with certain moisture levels in the air, it just would not shut off. Very, very annoying indeed.

Hope someone a few streets away will get annoyed enough to make sure it will stop.
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