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I have something to bitch about couldbecousin, but I'll just keep it to myself.
Quote from: MCalavera on May 19, 2011, 09:17:11 PMI have something to bitch about couldbecousin, but I'll just keep it to myself. What is it? Did I steal your sandwich? I do that sometimes, when I get really hungry.
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 19, 2011, 09:18:22 PMQuote from: MCalavera on May 19, 2011, 09:17:11 PMI have something to bitch about couldbecousin, but I'll just keep it to myself. What is it? Did I steal your sandwich? I do that sometimes, when I get really hungry. No, it's not the sandwich. I easily forgive people for stealing food from me.It's the fact that you're always joyful and cheery here. You never ever get mad at anyone here.And this makes me very very very mad at you.
Quote from: MCalavera on May 19, 2011, 09:31:27 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 19, 2011, 09:18:22 PMQuote from: MCalavera on May 19, 2011, 09:17:11 PMI have something to bitch about couldbecousin, but I'll just keep it to myself. What is it? Did I steal your sandwich? I do that sometimes, when I get really hungry. No, it's not the sandwich. I easily forgive people for stealing food from me.It's the fact that you're always joyful and cheery here. You never ever get mad at anyone here.And this makes me very very very mad at you. Awww, every once in awhile I get mad, but it passes. Cheer up!
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 19, 2011, 09:32:42 PMQuote from: MCalavera on May 19, 2011, 09:31:27 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 19, 2011, 09:18:22 PMQuote from: MCalavera on May 19, 2011, 09:17:11 PMI have something to bitch about couldbecousin, but I'll just keep it to myself. What is it? Did I steal your sandwich? I do that sometimes, when I get really hungry. No, it's not the sandwich. I easily forgive people for stealing food from me.It's the fact that you're always joyful and cheery here. You never ever get mad at anyone here.And this makes me very very very mad at you. Awww, every once in awhile I get mad, but it passes. Cheer up! Ahhh, nevermind. How can I get mad at you for long? You're just too lovely a Wobble (or whatever the word was).Let me go bitch silently about Alex Plank instead.
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Quote from: MCalavera on May 19, 2011, 09:52:09 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 19, 2011, 09:32:42 PMQuote from: MCalavera on May 19, 2011, 09:31:27 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 19, 2011, 09:18:22 PMQuote from: MCalavera on May 19, 2011, 09:17:11 PMI have something to bitch about couldbecousin, but I'll just keep it to myself. What is it? Did I steal your sandwich? I do that sometimes, when I get really hungry. No, it's not the sandwich. I easily forgive people for stealing food from me.It's the fact that you're always joyful and cheery here. You never ever get mad at anyone here.And this makes me very very very mad at you. Awww, every once in awhile I get mad, but it passes. Cheer up! Ahhh, nevermind. How can I get mad at you for long? You're just too lovely a Wobble (or whatever the word was).Let me go bitch silently about Alex Plank instead.She's a Weeble. It's in her title and her custom text. How can you bitch silently? Isn't that just sulking?
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 19, 2011, 04:59:36 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 19, 2011, 05:04:31 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 19, 2011, 05:03:01 AMMail only arriving just now.........UGH!!!Not heading out to get it in yet. Don't want to see mr Dickhead. Is it his fault the mail is late then? Shall I discipline him? Well, apparently mr Dickhead had a one on one with the manager this morning, and that was why he was this late. So, he had a sound excuse today. Now my direct colleague and I are hoping he got to hear when his last working day will be. So the meeting with the manager was a disciplinary meeting?
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 19, 2011, 05:04:31 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 19, 2011, 05:03:01 AMMail only arriving just now.........UGH!!!Not heading out to get it in yet. Don't want to see mr Dickhead. Is it his fault the mail is late then? Shall I discipline him? Well, apparently mr Dickhead had a one on one with the manager this morning, and that was why he was this late. So, he had a sound excuse today. Now my direct colleague and I are hoping he got to hear when his last working day will be.
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 19, 2011, 05:03:01 AMMail only arriving just now.........UGH!!!Not heading out to get it in yet. Don't want to see mr Dickhead. Is it his fault the mail is late then? Shall I discipline him?
Mail only arriving just now.........UGH!!!Not heading out to get it in yet. Don't want to see mr Dickhead.
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