Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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Quote from: Jack on May 19, 2011, 06:10:08 PMWhat might never happen? If you aren't smiling the person making the statement is assuming youare thinking terrible things and they think by saying "it might never happen", you will suddenly changeyour perspective and smile
What might never happen?
Damn hamstring.
Thanks, never heard that one before. Sometimes a family member might ask why the grumpy face, so I smile and say what grumpy face.
Quote from: Jack on May 19, 2011, 06:26:47 PMThanks, never heard that one before. Sometimes a family member might ask why the grumpy face, so I smile and say what grumpy face. I wouldn't mind if it were just family or friends - but it is often used by complete strangers who just feel the uncontrollableneed to make a conversation
Quote from: bodaccea on May 19, 2011, 06:29:23 PMQuote from: Jack on May 19, 2011, 06:26:47 PMThanks, never heard that one before. Sometimes a family member might ask why the grumpy face, so I smile and say what grumpy face. I wouldn't mind if it were just family or friends - but it is often used by complete strangers who just feel the uncontrollableneed to make a conversation Yes, sounds annoying. Usually don't notice the faces am making unless someone says something. Don't mind if family points it out either.
Quote from: bodaccea on May 19, 2011, 06:21:40 PMQuote from: Jack on May 19, 2011, 06:10:08 PMWhat might never happen? If you aren't smiling the person making the statement is assuming youare thinking terrible things and they think by saying "it might never happen", you will suddenly changeyour perspective and smile Well, that always works for me, but then again, I'm made entirely of snow!
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 19, 2011, 06:22:50 PMQuote from: bodaccea on May 19, 2011, 06:21:40 PMQuote from: Jack on May 19, 2011, 06:10:08 PMWhat might never happen? If you aren't smiling the person making the statement is assuming youare thinking terrible things and they think by saying "it might never happen", you will suddenly changeyour perspective and smile Well, that always works for me, but then again, I'm made entirely of snow! That hat and scarf aren't made of snow.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 19, 2011, 06:23:17 PMDamn hamstring. Do you have one of those IcyHot patches, or anything else for the pain?
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 19, 2011, 06:28:11 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on May 19, 2011, 06:23:17 PMDamn hamstring. Do you have one of those IcyHot patches, or anything else for the pain? No. I should have attended to it Sunday when it happened, but I had an important medical test scheduled for the next day and didn't want to postpone it. I'll just "think of England" as I struggle through the pain and carry out my duties.
Shut up, undergraduate retards; I am FUCKING WELL TRYING TO STUDY FFS!!!.
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on April 13, 2011, 11:14:58 PMShut up, undergraduate retards; I am FUCKING WELL TRYING TO STUDY FFS!!!.
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on May 19, 2011, 09:06:34 PMQuote from: PuppetSockPenguin on April 13, 2011, 11:14:58 PMShut up, undergraduate retards; I am FUCKING WELL TRYING TO STUDY FFS!!!. Have you still got those foam earplugs?