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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17820 on: April 19, 2011, 09:35:03 AM »
Quote from: Binty on April 18, 2011, 02:46:27 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 18, 2011, 02:44:08 PM
Quote from: Binty on April 18, 2011, 02:41:11 PM
Stupid fucking boobs  :thumbdn:

What's wrong with them?

They're too damn big and unproportional to the rest of my body.  My sister bought me a size 10 dress and it would fit perfectly if it wasn't for my boobs being in the way  >:(

Well, my personal preference is shapely women.  :eyebrows:

But if they get in the way or are so big they cause back problems, I understand the annoyance. Its like having sasquatch feet and a neandrethal body. Hard to find shoes and clothes that fit.  :LOL:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17821 on: April 19, 2011, 03:39:26 PM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on April 19, 2011, 09:32:26 AM
I have a headache too.  And an itchy hemorrhoid named Stuart.

You name them? If it comes to surgery, wouldn't it be like killing a friend?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17822 on: April 19, 2011, 03:50:31 PM »
Quote from: odeon on April 19, 2011, 03:39:26 PM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on April 19, 2011, 09:32:26 AM
I have a headache too.  And an itchy hemorrhoid named Stuart.

You name them? If it comes to surgery, wouldn't it be like killing a friend?

Never was a friend of mine  >:D
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17823 on: April 19, 2011, 03:53:32 PM »
I have this feeling that we are talking about two very different things. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17824 on: April 19, 2011, 03:55:41 PM »
Quote from: odeon on April 19, 2011, 03:53:32 PM
I have this feeling that we are talking about two very different things. :P

I was referring to a person who has attached himself to my ass in an attempt to irritate me.  :autism:

Not an actual 'rhoid  :angel:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17825 on: April 19, 2011, 03:56:21 PM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on April 19, 2011, 03:55:41 PM
Quote from: odeon on April 19, 2011, 03:53:32 PM
I have this feeling that we are talking about two very different things. :P

I was referring to a person who has attached himself to my ass in an attempt to irritate me.  :autism:

Not an actual 'rhoid  :angel:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17826 on: April 19, 2011, 06:40:39 PM »
    Esophageal spasms, oh boy!  Better have some more pizza and citrus punch!   :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17827 on: April 19, 2011, 08:03:21 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 19, 2011, 09:35:03 AM
Quote from: Binty on April 18, 2011, 02:46:27 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 18, 2011, 02:44:08 PM
Quote from: Binty on April 18, 2011, 02:41:11 PM
Stupid fucking boobs  :thumbdn:

What's wrong with them?

They're too damn big and unproportional to the rest of my body.  My sister bought me a size 10 dress and it would fit perfectly if it wasn't for my boobs being in the way  >:(

Well, my personal preference is shapely women.  :eyebrows:

But if they get in the way or are so big they cause back problems, I understand the annoyance. Its like having sasquatch feet and a neandrethal body. Hard to find shoes and clothes that fit.  :LOL:

Prince Albert wears a 13EEE shoe, real easy to find (uh, huh)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17828 on: April 20, 2011, 06:48:30 AM »
Started up Excel to do my graphs for my assignment and found that it is real shit on this computer. This computer being too small for it. Will have to do it tomorrow at uni where their computers are better than mine.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17829 on: April 20, 2011, 06:56:39 AM »
Just saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!! :aff:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17830 on: April 20, 2011, 06:57:37 AM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 06:56:39 AM
Just saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!! :aff:

 Is that usual, or is it something new?   :hide:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17831 on: April 20, 2011, 07:08:01 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 06:57:37 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 06:56:39 AM
Just saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!! :aff:

 Is that usual, or is it something new?   :hide:

Well I've never seen one that big and ugly before :aff:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17832 on: April 20, 2011, 07:09:57 AM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 07:08:01 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 06:57:37 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 06:56:39 AM
Just saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!! :aff:

 Is that usual, or is it something new?   :hide:

Well I've never seen one that big and ugly before :aff:

 Creepy!  Did the cat take any interest in it?   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17833 on: April 20, 2011, 07:11:50 AM »
New laptop is overall quite to my satisfaction (well, early days ofc.).. only the sound, it's speakers suck big time.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17834 on: April 20, 2011, 07:17:40 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 07:08:01 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 06:57:37 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 20, 2011, 06:56:39 AM
Just saw a huge slug on my back porch while feeding the cat. It was like 10cm long! With black spots on it!! :aff:

 Is that usual, or is it something new?   :hide:

Well I've never seen one that big and ugly before :aff:

 Creepy!  Did the cat take any interest in it?   :orly:

The animals seem to leave the slugs and snails alone. They're repelled by their slimyness.
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