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Quote from: couldbecousin on April 06, 2011, 08:08:32 AMQuote from: parts on April 06, 2011, 07:58:23 AMGlasses I hate fucking glasses and I am becoming more and more dependent on them for reading I've been wearing glasses since I was about 7 years old. Embrace them. Immerse yourself in the geekiness! It's just annoying they are only reading glasses and I have to remove them for other things. I must have eight pairs scattered around the house and truck so I don't have to carry them
Quote from: parts on April 06, 2011, 07:58:23 AMGlasses I hate fucking glasses and I am becoming more and more dependent on them for reading I've been wearing glasses since I was about 7 years old. Embrace them. Immerse yourself in the geekiness!
Glasses I hate fucking glasses and I am becoming more and more dependent on them for reading
Quote from: parts on April 06, 2011, 08:11:00 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 06, 2011, 08:08:32 AMQuote from: parts on April 06, 2011, 07:58:23 AMGlasses I hate fucking glasses and I am becoming more and more dependent on them for reading I've been wearing glasses since I was about 7 years old. Embrace them. Immerse yourself in the geekiness! It's just annoying they are only reading glasses and I have to remove them for other things. I must have eight pairs scattered around the house and truck so I don't have to carry themI have had to start taking my glasses off in order to read, as they are for distance and my eyes don't adjust back and forth as well anymore.
I'm fucked without them, can't see shit.
My throat and neck are conspiring to kill me.
Quote from: odeon on April 06, 2011, 09:45:19 AMMy throat and neck are conspiring to kill me.From unnatural positions during surgery?
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 06, 2011, 09:48:41 AMQuote from: odeon on April 06, 2011, 09:45:19 AMMy throat and neck are conspiring to kill me.From unnatural positions during surgery?And the tubes inserted in my throat, yes.
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Quote from: odeon on April 06, 2011, 10:04:13 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 06, 2011, 09:48:41 AMQuote from: odeon on April 06, 2011, 09:45:19 AMMy throat and neck are conspiring to kill me.From unnatural positions during surgery?And the tubes inserted in my throat, yes.Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
Quote from: Icequeen on April 06, 2011, 08:23:14 AMI'm fucked without them, can't see shit. People's eyes appear as shadows when I look at them without glasses from a distance. I really need my glasses for distance,but to see close up I am having to take them off. I'll probably end up in bifocals eventually.
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 06, 2011, 08:28:35 AMQuote from: Icequeen on April 06, 2011, 08:23:14 AMI'm fucked without them, can't see shit. People's eyes appear as shadows when I look at them without glasses from a distance. I really need my glasses for distance,but to see close up I am having to take them off. I'll probably end up in bifocals eventually. You need a new prescription.
Quote from: PPK on April 06, 2011, 02:21:13 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 06, 2011, 08:28:35 AMQuote from: Icequeen on April 06, 2011, 08:23:14 AMI'm fucked without them, can't see shit. People's eyes appear as shadows when I look at them without glasses from a distance. I really need my glasses for distance,but to see close up I am having to take them off. I'll probably end up in bifocals eventually. You need a new prescription.Yes, for bifocals. Even with the right correction for my distance vision, I have trouble refocusing my eyes from near to far and back again.
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 06, 2011, 02:37:33 PMQuote from: PPK on April 06, 2011, 02:21:13 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 06, 2011, 08:28:35 AMQuote from: Icequeen on April 06, 2011, 08:23:14 AMI'm fucked without them, can't see shit. People's eyes appear as shadows when I look at them without glasses from a distance. I really need my glasses for distance,but to see close up I am having to take them off. I'll probably end up in bifocals eventually. You need a new prescription.Yes, for bifocals. Even with the right correction for my distance vision, I have trouble refocusing my eyes from near to far and back again. That will just results in headaches and frustration until you get it dealt with.