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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17400 on: March 23, 2011, 03:57:38 PM »
My oven died (boo)

Got a new one (yay)

The ex scratched the shit out of it (it's a glass top) 6 hours after it arrived at the house (bitchslap)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17401 on: March 23, 2011, 04:03:22 PM »
Ah! I could make good use out of that one. :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17402 on: March 23, 2011, 04:08:00 PM »
My oven died (boo)

Got a new one (yay)

The ex scratched the shit out of it (it's a glass top) 6 hours after it arrived at the house (bitchslap)

What on earth did he do?

I have a glass top that's several years old and I haven't scratched it yet.  Of course, I got the correct cleaning supplies for it when we got it and I use them.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17403 on: March 23, 2011, 04:10:54 PM »
My oven died (boo)

Got a new one (yay)

The ex scratched the shit out of it (it's a glass top) 6 hours after it arrived at the house (bitchslap)

What on earth did he do?

I have a glass top that's several years old and I haven't scratched it yet.  Of course, I got the correct cleaning supplies for it when we got it and I use them.

I haven't a fucking clue but I was *livid*. You know the marks on a cutting board? It looks like that but it's in the middle of a burner. I'm wondering if he cut something on there? There's a whole bunch of cut marks and you can feel the ridges of it with your nail. But the circumference of it is like the size of the palm of my hand!!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17404 on: March 23, 2011, 04:18:49 PM »
My oven died (boo)

Got a new one (yay)

The ex scratched the shit out of it (it's a glass top) 6 hours after it arrived at the house (bitchslap)

What on earth did he do?

I have a glass top that's several years old and I haven't scratched it yet.  Of course, I got the correct cleaning supplies for it when we got it and I use them.

I haven't a fucking clue but I was *livid*. You know the marks on a cutting board? It looks like that but it's in the middle of a burner. I'm wondering if he cut something on there? There's a whole bunch of cut marks and you can feel the ridges of it with your nail. But the circumference of it is like the size of the palm of my hand!!

Wow, I wonder whether he must have used the glass surface like a cutting board to do that.

Are you sure that it was OK when it was delivered?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17405 on: March 23, 2011, 04:27:17 PM »
My oven died (boo)

Got a new one (yay)

The ex scratched the shit out of it (it's a glass top) 6 hours after it arrived at the house (bitchslap)

What on earth did he do?

I have a glass top that's several years old and I haven't scratched it yet.  Of course, I got the correct cleaning supplies for it when we got it and I use them.

I haven't a fucking clue but I was *livid*. You know the marks on a cutting board? It looks like that but it's in the middle of a burner. I'm wondering if he cut something on there? There's a whole bunch of cut marks and you can feel the ridges of it with your nail. But the circumference of it is like the size of the palm of my hand!!

Wow, I wonder whether he must have used the glass surface like a cutting board to do that.

Are you sure that it was OK when it was delivered?

It was new and gorgeous and clean. Used it myself earlier in the day and not a scratch on it. People think he did it on purpose and I have to agree. Was cooking something using a lot of oil and refused to use the splatter screen as well so oil was all over my floor, the microwave (above the stove) and all over the stove top and counters on either side of it. Typical.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17406 on: March 23, 2011, 04:53:51 PM »
My oven died (boo)

Got a new one (yay)

The ex scratched the shit out of it (it's a glass top) 6 hours after it arrived at the house (bitchslap)
Fry him in your new oven.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17407 on: March 23, 2011, 04:55:38 PM »
My oven died (boo)

Got a new one (yay)

The ex scratched the shit out of it (it's a glass top) 6 hours after it arrived at the house (bitchslap)
Fry him in your new oven.

Please stop going to Lady Weeble for cooking lessons.  One doesn't fry in an oven, one bakes.  One fries on top of the stove. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17408 on: March 23, 2011, 04:59:02 PM »
My oven died (boo)

Got a new one (yay)

The ex scratched the shit out of it (it's a glass top) 6 hours after it arrived at the house (bitchslap)
Fry him in your new oven.

Please stop going to Lady Weeble for cooking lessons.  One doesn't fry in an oven, one bakes.  One fries on top of the stove. 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17409 on: March 23, 2011, 05:03:42 PM »
My oven died (boo)

Got a new one (yay)

The ex scratched the shit out of it (it's a glass top) 6 hours after it arrived at the house (bitchslap)
Fry him in your new oven.

Please stop going to Lady Weeble for cooking lessons.  One doesn't fry in an oven, one bakes.  One fries on top of the stove. 

OK, a slow baking, and dripping leaked juices on him every 15 minutes. After a day he should be done and tender to deal with.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17410 on: March 23, 2011, 09:34:14 PM »
Went to the doctor a couple of days ago and talked about my weight gain. He said it is probably from the haloperidol. I have gained 8.5 kgs in a year. I have made up my mind to ask my psych at next visit to change my meds or something.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17411 on: March 23, 2011, 11:48:08 PM »
Buses should be able to run earlier than 20 minutes late; it's not like there's any traffic around here.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17412 on: March 24, 2011, 02:01:53 PM »
Nothing to bitch about today, apart form the wankers that blocked me on the Autobahn.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17413 on: March 24, 2011, 02:03:28 PM »
Nothing to bitch about today, apart form the wankers that blocked me on the Autobahn.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17414 on: March 24, 2011, 08:52:15 PM »

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