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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17220 on: March 06, 2011, 06:48:54 PM »
Intestinal problems :thumbdn:

Still? Are you going to the doctor?  ???

No doctor yet they are getting better.  My son had something similar a week ago

I hope you feel better fast! Intestinal problems are awful.   


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17221 on: March 06, 2011, 10:36:38 PM »
the plug wouldn't come out the sink,  so i yanked it,  and yanked it so the ring thing came off,  plug still in sink but had nowhere to grip it grrrrr so i stabbed it with a knife and it came out -  but now i got no plug :( :( :(

Do they sell new plugs for kitchen sinks at the grocery store or new plugs for bathroom sinks at the hardware store?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17222 on: March 06, 2011, 11:14:28 PM »
the plug wouldn't come out the sink,  so i yanked it,  and yanked it so the ring thing came off,  plug still in sink but had nowhere to grip it grrrrr so i stabbed it with a knife and it came out -  but now i got no plug :( :( :(

Do they sell new plugs for kitchen sinks at the grocery store or new plugs for bathroom sinks at the hardware store?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17223 on: March 06, 2011, 11:57:28 PM »
the plug wouldn't come out the sink,  so i yanked it,  and yanked it so the ring thing came off,  plug still in sink but had nowhere to grip it grrrrr so i stabbed it with a knife and it came out -  but now i got no plug :( :( :(

Do they sell new plugs for kitchen sinks at the grocery store or new plugs for bathroom sinks at the hardware store?

Yeah, or if you can't get to the store to replace it...or it's too expensive for now (my last one cost 20 fucking dollars!), you can always pop something thin, like a Chux or a small cotton rag under it, pop it in the hole...then when you want to pull it out, you use the cloth to do it.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17224 on: March 07, 2011, 02:23:37 AM »
The cakes my mother made taste way too good.
I have to restrain myself, another piece is not a good idea at all.

what cakes are they!  i want cake now!!!  :lol:


A cream cheese one, with blueberries on top and a fresh cheese lemon one. They are too good.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17225 on: March 07, 2011, 03:24:02 AM »
I woke up last night with gut-pain after eating some undercooked rice.

You seem to have a very sensitive gut.  :(

It might also have been the nibbed cashew nuts; they're a bit like trying to digest sharp gravel if I don't chew them thoroughly.

Do you think that you might have diverticulitis?

No, the pain was while my stomach was emptying it's contents into my small intestine, and I think it was just a case of undercooked and underchewed food irritating my pyrolic sphincter as it passed through.  I'm pretty sure that the only thing wrong with my gastrointestinal system is the food that I sometimes put in it.

Still, your system seems very sensitive, at least to me. I've eaten plenty of undercooked and hard foods
and I never have that kind of pain. How often do you experience this?   :orly:

I get it whenever I eat undercooked, underchewed, burnt, dry or otherwise abrasive and mechanically challenging foods. 

Is it normal to be able to voluntarily control my stomach wall?  I've been able to do it since I was a young kid, and I have enough control over it to contract and relax the left and right sides of my stomach wall independently of each other.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17226 on: March 07, 2011, 04:13:25 AM »
I woke up last night with gut-pain after eating some undercooked rice.

You seem to have a very sensitive gut.  :(

It might also have been the nibbed cashew nuts; they're a bit like trying to digest sharp gravel if I don't chew them thoroughly.

Do you think that you might have diverticulitis?

No, the pain was while my stomach was emptying it's contents into my small intestine, and I think it was just a case of undercooked and underchewed food irritating my pyrolic sphincter as it passed through.  I'm pretty sure that the only thing wrong with my gastrointestinal system is the food that I sometimes put in it.

Still, your system seems very sensitive, at least to me. I've eaten plenty of undercooked and hard foods
and I never have that kind of pain. How often do you experience this?   :orly:

I get it whenever I eat undercooked, underchewed, burnt, dry or otherwise abrasive and mechanically challenging foods. 

Is it normal to be able to voluntarily control my stomach wall?  I've been able to do it since I was a young kid, and I have enough control over it to contract and relax the left and right sides of my stomach wall independently of each other.

I have never heard of anyone doing that before. You don't mean your abs ("six-pack"),
but your actual stomach?  Interesting. I can never even feel mine, much less control it.   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17227 on: March 07, 2011, 04:47:57 AM »
The "like" button doesn't appear to be working on YouTube :thumbdn:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17228 on: March 07, 2011, 05:12:10 AM »
I woke up last night with gut-pain after eating some undercooked rice.

You seem to have a very sensitive gut.  :(

It might also have been the nibbed cashew nuts; they're a bit like trying to digest sharp gravel if I don't chew them thoroughly.

Do you think that you might have diverticulitis?

No, the pain was while my stomach was emptying it's contents into my small intestine, and I think it was just a case of undercooked and underchewed food irritating my pyrolic sphincter as it passed through.  I'm pretty sure that the only thing wrong with my gastrointestinal system is the food that I sometimes put in it.

Still, your system seems very sensitive, at least to me. I've eaten plenty of undercooked and hard foods
and I never have that kind of pain. How often do you experience this?   :orly:

I get it whenever I eat undercooked, underchewed, burnt, dry or otherwise abrasive and mechanically challenging foods. 

Is it normal to be able to voluntarily control my stomach wall?  I've been able to do it since I was a young kid, and I have enough control over it to contract and relax the left and right sides of my stomach wall independently of each other.

I have never heard of anyone doing that before. You don't mean your abs ("six-pack"),
but your actual stomach?  Interesting. I can never even feel mine, much less control it.   :orly:

It's definitely not my abs, but I might be confusing my diaphragm with my stomach wall.  Flexing it churns my stomach contents around, audibly if there's a pocket of air in my stomach to produce a noise, forces a small amount of air in and out of my lungs, and also tugs uncomfortably at the inside of my rib cage and gives me a stitch if I do it too much.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17229 on: March 08, 2011, 12:27:14 AM »
just did a criminal background search on myself, just to see if those things really were expunged from my record

and they are, im clean

however, IT SAID I WAS 33

I AM NOT 33 FUCK YOU

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17230 on: March 08, 2011, 12:33:04 AM »
just did a criminal background search on myself, just to see if those things really were expunged from my record

and they are, im clean

however, IT SAID I WAS 33

I AM NOT 33 FUCK YOU

You're almost 33.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17231 on: March 08, 2011, 12:39:09 AM »
edit. nvm, im a happy girl
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17232 on: March 08, 2011, 12:41:05 AM »
just did a criminal background search on myself, just to see if those things really were expunged from my record

and they are, im clean

however, IT SAID I WAS 33

I AM NOT 33 FUCK YOU

You're almost 33.




not for 3 years  :M

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17233 on: March 08, 2011, 01:35:21 AM »
That's what "almost" means. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17234 on: March 08, 2011, 01:42:06 AM »
psh, 3 years is a long time.