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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17115 on: February 28, 2011, 11:25:44 AM »
TOYS THAT NEED BATTERIES >:(

Next time, buy a solar-powered vibrator. :P

any links?? :eyebrows: :eyebrows: ;)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17116 on: February 28, 2011, 12:02:22 PM »
This site is slower than Hugh Hefner on a cold winter's night.

THAT slow? :laugh:

Pretty close, yes. It's those damned Americans cluttering up the server. They must be stopped!   :soapbox:

I think it's enough if they stop watching Youtube.

But...but I love  Youtube! I can't  stop watching it! Isn't there some other way to restore speed?   :bigcry:

Sorry, but no.  >:D
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17118 on: February 28, 2011, 12:27:31 PM »
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17119 on: February 28, 2011, 03:59:11 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17120 on: February 28, 2011, 04:32:49 PM »
Isn't it obvious? :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17121 on: February 28, 2011, 04:34:02 PM »
Isn't it obvious? :laugh:

You?

Damn, what do you do with them, hand them out as relationship-gifts on movie-festivals?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17122 on: February 28, 2011, 05:35:54 PM »
Isn't it obvious? :laugh:

You?

Damn, what do you do with them, hand them out as relationship-gifts on movie-festivals?

Goodness, no. You do realise that a solar-pwered vibrator is next to useless in the dark?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17123 on: February 28, 2011, 05:40:06 PM »
Isn't it obvious? :laugh:

You?

Damn, what do you do with them, hand them out as relationship-gifts on movie-festivals?

Goodness, no. You do realise that a solar-pwered vibrator is next to useless in the dark?

In summer it could be a handy outdoor play thing where you live though. It will not run out of energy for months.   :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17124 on: February 28, 2011, 08:15:13 PM »
Isn't it obvious? :laugh:

You?

Damn, what do you do with them, hand them out as relationship-gifts on movie-festivals?

Goodness, no. You do realise that a solar-pwered vibrator is next to useless in the dark?

In summer it could be a handy outdoor play thing where you live though. It will not run out of energy for months.   :zoinks:

Outdoors, where the neighbors could see you? Ew.  :blonde:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17125 on: February 28, 2011, 11:43:41 PM »
I am craving braised steak and onions, mashed potato and some greens.

But I will have to go to the shop for the meat. Grrrr!!!


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17126 on: February 28, 2011, 11:45:33 PM »
I am craving braised steak and onions, mashed potato and some greens.

But I will have to go to the shop for the meat. Grrrr!!!

*fawns obsequiously*   Make some for me too!    :2thumbsup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17127 on: March 01, 2011, 12:06:38 AM »
Can't sleep  :thumbdn:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17128 on: March 01, 2011, 04:24:04 AM »
I need to exfoliate my face. My face got sunburnt on the weekend and it's peeling and gross :zombiefuck:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17129 on: March 01, 2011, 05:22:22 AM »
I am sick of ants and mosquitoes. Ants got into my bag because I had crumbs in there. Mosquitoes are all around where I live. The helicopters that spray the area around here have not made any difference it seems.
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