Marriage....because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work.
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Quote from: couldbecousin on February 22, 2011, 07:21:47 AMQuote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:12:56 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on February 21, 2011, 05:32:22 AMHe's a virgin Not a dealbreaker, it's just......I dunno Virgins haven't had the opportunity to develop bad habits. Virgins are trainable! Exactly.
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:12:56 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on February 21, 2011, 05:32:22 AMHe's a virgin Not a dealbreaker, it's just......I dunno Virgins haven't had the opportunity to develop bad habits. Virgins are trainable!
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 21, 2011, 05:32:22 AMHe's a virgin Not a dealbreaker, it's just......I dunno Virgins haven't had the opportunity to develop bad habits.
He's a virgin Not a dealbreaker, it's just......I dunno
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:31:05 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on February 22, 2011, 07:21:47 AMQuote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:12:56 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on February 21, 2011, 05:32:22 AMHe's a virgin Not a dealbreaker, it's just......I dunno Virgins haven't had the opportunity to develop bad habits. Virgins are trainable! Exactly.But I'm not good at leadership!!!
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 22, 2011, 07:38:13 AMQuote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:31:05 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on February 22, 2011, 07:21:47 AMQuote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:12:56 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on February 21, 2011, 05:32:22 AMHe's a virgin Not a dealbreaker, it's just......I dunno Virgins haven't had the opportunity to develop bad habits. Virgins are trainable! Exactly.But I'm not good at leadership!!! You don't need to *tell* the guy what to do; just hit him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper when he does something wrong, and he'll soon learn.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
It's cold as fuck outside.
Quote from: odeon on February 22, 2011, 12:59:49 PMIt's cold as fuck outside. I keep hearing that expression. Why do people want to fuck at all, if it is cold?
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 22, 2011, 01:01:38 PMQuote from: odeon on February 22, 2011, 12:59:49 PMIt's cold as fuck outside. I keep hearing that expression. Why do people want to fuck at all, if it is cold? It keeps you warm.
A crazy lady is a tenant in the house I am working on and is making me crazy
Quote from: parts on February 22, 2011, 03:54:04 PMA crazy lady is a tenant in the house I am working on and is making me crazyCan the owner do anything about her?
He could her.
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:42:32 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on February 22, 2011, 07:38:13 AMQuote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:31:05 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on February 22, 2011, 07:21:47 AMQuote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 22, 2011, 07:12:56 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on February 21, 2011, 05:32:22 AMHe's a virgin Not a dealbreaker, it's just......I dunno Virgins haven't had the opportunity to develop bad habits. Virgins are trainable! Exactly.But I'm not good at leadership!!! You don't need to *tell* the guy what to do; just hit him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper when he does something wrong, and he'll soon learn.Too funny, telling a woman with a mighty gun in her avatar to use a rolled-up newspaper to keep a man in line.
