Just one quick bitch ...

[Queen Victoria]

bodaccea- your comment about the single men reminded me of a man in front of my in the check out line years ago.  He'd brought the cookbook to make sure he'd gotten all the ingredients for the recipe right.  I didn't know whether to think bravo or huh?

ah bless him for trying...i hope it was 'mrs Beeton's'  cookbook!!

No, it was Frank Davis' Seafood Cookbook.  I remember it because it was newly out and someone had the brilliant idea of offering the hardback free of charge to anyone who wanted one.  So, everyone in my family ordered it.

["couldbecousin"]

people who walk slow, or suddenly stop in the middle of an aisle in tesco  grrr

Or in the middle of anywhere!  So annoying! 

oh why does everyone in the supermarket move at the speed of a stoned snail 

then you have the ones walking round with lists, not lookin where they're going,  then all of a sudden STOP 'where are the custard cream biscuits'  oh ffs

the only forgivable ones are the old dears,  with their shopping bag/tartan suitcase/on wheels contraptions -  there's a wealth of shop lifting knowledge in some of
their sweet old faces- for sure. 

then there is an air head with their trolley the wrong way (in parked position while they have fooked off to change their packet of biscuits for some crackers!) and even though the shop is half empty it's like a fookin assault course!!!

...and at the checkout...i am always behind someone who wants a refund and spends ten mins filling out the form,  or  wants to price check the cheese counter,  oh ffs then the ones with the vouchers, eh 25pence off some washing up liquid, oh and im sure there is another one in my bag, hold on..while i look

i wanna scream ffs just fook off and i will give you the 25pence!!

not forgetting the newly single men, who are so used to their ex doing the shopping they stand there gormless not realising that they are supposed to be putting the rung through items in a bag, not realising until they have paid and ITS MY TURN AND I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEM TO PACK...one by one

last but not least..when you get to your turn at the checkout, finally, finally, my go,  she promptly gets up and puts her fookin coat on cus it's her break so then you have to wait for another member of staff who then needs to balance the till and get the other one to sign out...

pheeew i feel better now i got that out

    Such a funny post, and so fookin British!

["couldbecousin"]

Eyes still ache from all the plaster dust that go in them today

I think you need a dust mask and an eye shield. 

[Adam]

Fucking wp cunts locked the conservative christian thread before I had chance to reply to the dipshit

[Charlotte Quin]

My fucking GoVia account mustn't be working as I got an unpaid toll notice in the mail

[Charlotte Quin]

I MADE A TYPO WHEN I PUT MY REGO NUMBER IN!!!

[Parts]

Cold coming back

["couldbecousin"]

It's dangerous to walk any distance in the city these days, so many sidewalks are inaccessible after all the snow, and the rest are icy! 

["couldbecousin"]

Cold coming back

Might you recover faster if you inhaled less dust at work? 

['andersom']

It's dangerous to walk any distance in the city these days, so many sidewalks are inaccessible after all the snow, and the rest are icy! 

Go for micro spikes CBC, or put old socks over your shoes, makes a big difference. (Hope you have not thrown them socks away yet, during de-hoarding frenzies)

[odeon]

Tired.

Edit: Oops. I should have posted this in that other thread...

['andersom']

Well, when tired long enough, it certainly is worth a quick bitch.


Fucking tired.

(and no, no fucking involved getting me this tired)



Should I post "frustrated" in the feelings thread?

[odeon]

You're right, of course. I'm going to bed. 'night!

[Charlotte Quin]

This caffeine is making me mucho's aggro's

["couldbecousin"]

This caffeine is making me mucho's aggro's

Does it always do that, or are you drinking a stronger brew today?