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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16740 on: February 05, 2011, 12:22:24 PM »
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You could have fun by positioning yourself in the snow facing downwards and making patterns with the drops of blood

Ewww, I'd never do that, blood has germs in it!   :sick:

If your blood has germs in it, you should go to the doctor right away and get IV antibiotics because you have sepsis.

I guess I see all blood, including my own, as being loaded with deadly viruses. It's an OCD thing, doesn't have to make sense!   :zoinks:

I like drinking blood. It's a vampire thang! 8)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16741 on: February 05, 2011, 01:36:53 PM »
Being a vampire is  :viking:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16742 on: February 05, 2011, 08:16:23 PM »
CLING FILM

Always gotta be fightin me

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16743 on: February 05, 2011, 08:18:13 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on February 05, 2011, 08:16:23 PM
CLING FILM

Always gotta be fightin me



Store it in th refrigerator.  It won't cling to itself then as you try to unroll it.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16744 on: February 05, 2011, 08:19:24 PM »
That's interesting advice.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16745 on: February 06, 2011, 04:03:15 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 05, 2011, 08:18:13 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on February 05, 2011, 08:16:23 PM
CLING FILM

Always gotta be fightin me



Store it in th refrigerator.  It won't cling to itself then as you try to unroll it.



thanks i will try that!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16746 on: February 06, 2011, 04:43:04 AM »
Got a cough that will not go away
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16747 on: February 06, 2011, 05:09:02 AM »
my little urchin boy keeps pulling all the plugs out and trips my electric.... i then have to become a contorsionist to reach the trip switch!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16748 on: February 06, 2011, 05:56:22 AM »
Quote from: parts on February 06, 2011, 04:43:04 AM
Got a cough that will not go away

Me too! How much more sizzurp till it's gone?    :angrydance:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16749 on: February 07, 2011, 01:02:28 AM »
I'm fucking thristy but too lazy to climb over the sleeping person and cat to go to the kitchen  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16750 on: February 07, 2011, 06:03:55 AM »
I keep getting these painful little pricking sensations like something is biting me (nothing is), which is decidedly annoying.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16751 on: February 07, 2011, 06:06:21 AM »
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on February 07, 2011, 06:03:55 AM
I keep getting these painful little pricking sensations like something is biting me (nothing is), which is decidedly annoying.


Sitting in the same spot too long?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16752 on: February 07, 2011, 03:28:16 PM »
Gettibng a headache
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16753 on: February 07, 2011, 05:14:24 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on February 05, 2011, 01:36:53 PM
Being a vampire is  :viking:

I do not understand the "new-ish"  notion/fantasy/fetish/fascination that vampires are so cool.

Why are there about twenty television shows depicting vampires?

???

Seriously, who even gives a "flying fuck at a rolling doughnut" (paraphrasing another member's brilliance)  about the life and times of a fucking vampire? 

Seriously!



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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #16754 on: February 07, 2011, 05:20:41 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 07, 2011, 05:14:24 PM
Quote from: TheoK on February 05, 2011, 01:36:53 PM
Being a vampire is  :viking:

I do not understand the "new-ish"  notion/fantasy/fetish/fascination that vampires are so cool.

Why are there about twenty television shows depicting vampires?

???

Seriously, who even gives a "flying fuck at a rolling doughnut" (paraphrasing another member's brilliance)  about the life and times of a fucking vampire? 

Seriously!






Only knew of one vampire when i was growing up -  and he absolutely terrified me... Dracula.  Now there are so many they not scary anymore (at least my niece doesnt seem to think they are and she is only 7)

overkill :viking:
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