Just one quick bitch ...

['andersom']

Take a q-tip and stick it into some vasaline. Gently apply the vasaline to the surfaces of the inside of your nose. Your nosebleeds are caused by blood vessels close to the surface inside your nose which have become irritated by the cold weather.


I had another nosebleed last night. 

Take a q-tip and stick it into some vasaline. Gently apply the vasaline to the surfaces of the inside of your nose. Your nosebleeds are caused by blood vessels close to the surface inside your nose which have become irritated by the cold weather. Also drink more milk in order to produce more protective mucus.

Good advice, that does help.

[Queen Victoria]

I use antibiotic jelly when I swab the inside of my nose to give it some protective healing.  It also helps to swab the nose out with clean water on a qtip before you apply gel/vaseline.

["couldbecousin"]

Thank you, everyone! My nose thanks you too!   

[P7PSP]

Thank you, everyone! My nose thanks you too!   

Have you cleaned under your fingernail?

["couldbecousin"]

Thank you, everyone! My nose thanks you too!   

Have you cleaned under your fingernail?

My fingernails are always clean, and in fact are kept extremely short so there's no room for dirt!   

["couldbecousin"]

Poor bloody nose. I must find my Neosporin! 

[Parts]

Shocked someone with a price today.  Fuck what do people thing that I work for free

[richard]

Landlords. no good for nothing SOB's!

[Queen Victoria]

Why does almost everything have calories?   

[Semicolon]

Why does almost everything have calories?   

Just think of the miracle of life. Why can the human body obtain energy from so many different substances? It sounds better. 

[Osensitive1]

Pickles have no calories. The anorexics love them.

[Queen Victoria]

Pickles have no calories. The anorexics love them.

Unfortunately, the only pickles I eat by themselves are Claussen.  And they're expensive compared to the non-refrigerated ones.  And Prince Albert always seems to eat the rest of them after I've eaten only one.    I need to get less aristocratic and more common taste buds.

["couldbecousin"]

Pickles have no calories. The anorexics love them.

Unfortunately, the only pickles I eat by themselves are Claussen.  And they're expensive compared to the non-refrigerated ones.  And Prince Albert always seems to eat the rest of them after I've eaten only one.    I need to get less aristocratic and more common taste buds.

Actually, you need to get a pickle vault, and keep the lock combination to yourself!   

[Queen Victoria]

Pickles have no calories. The anorexics love them.

Unfortunately, the only pickles I eat by themselves are Claussen.  And they're expensive compared to the non-refrigerated ones.  And Prince Albert always seems to eat the rest of them after I've eaten only one.    I need to get less aristocratic and more common taste buds.

Actually, you need to get a pickle vault, and keep the lock combination to yourself!   

Maybe PPK will let me refrigerate his gun cabinet and I can keep them there?

["couldbecousin"]

Pickles have no calories. The anorexics love them.

Unfortunately, the only pickles I eat by themselves are Claussen.  And they're expensive compared to the non-refrigerated ones.  And Prince Albert always seems to eat the rest of them after I've eaten only one.    I need to get less aristocratic and more common taste buds.

Actually, you need to get a pickle vault, and keep the lock combination to yourself!   

Maybe PPK will let me refrigerate his gun cabinet and I can keep them there?

I'm sure the Glocks would scootch over and give the pickles a space! It'd be cozy!