I had a really funny joke... but auto correct ruined the lunchtime.
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Quote from: couldbecousin on January 04, 2011, 01:06:42 PMTake a q-tip and stick it into some vasaline. Gently apply the vasaline to the surfaces of the inside of your nose. Your nosebleeds are caused by blood vessels close to the surface inside your nose which have become irritated by the cold weather.I had another nosebleed last night. Take a q-tip and stick it into some vasaline. Gently apply the vasaline to the surfaces of the inside of your nose. Your nosebleeds are caused by blood vessels close to the surface inside your nose which have become irritated by the cold weather. Also drink more milk in order to produce more protective mucus.
Take a q-tip and stick it into some vasaline. Gently apply the vasaline to the surfaces of the inside of your nose. Your nosebleeds are caused by blood vessels close to the surface inside your nose which have become irritated by the cold weather.I had another nosebleed last night.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Thank you, everyone! My nose thanks you too!
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 05, 2011, 09:10:09 PMThank you, everyone! My nose thanks you too! Have you cleaned under your fingernail?
Why does almost everything have calories?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Pickles have no calories. The anorexics love them.
Quote from: Osensitive1 on January 06, 2011, 08:12:53 PMPickles have no calories. The anorexics love them. Unfortunately, the only pickles I eat by themselves are Claussen. And they're expensive compared to the non-refrigerated ones. And Prince Albert always seems to eat the rest of them after I've eaten only one. I need to get less aristocratic and more common taste buds.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 06, 2011, 08:48:16 PMQuote from: Osensitive1 on January 06, 2011, 08:12:53 PMPickles have no calories. The anorexics love them. Unfortunately, the only pickles I eat by themselves are Claussen. And they're expensive compared to the non-refrigerated ones. And Prince Albert always seems to eat the rest of them after I've eaten only one. I need to get less aristocratic and more common taste buds.Actually, you need to get a pickle vault, and keep the lock combination to yourself!
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 06, 2011, 08:50:16 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on January 06, 2011, 08:48:16 PMQuote from: Osensitive1 on January 06, 2011, 08:12:53 PMPickles have no calories. The anorexics love them. Unfortunately, the only pickles I eat by themselves are Claussen. And they're expensive compared to the non-refrigerated ones. And Prince Albert always seems to eat the rest of them after I've eaten only one. I need to get less aristocratic and more common taste buds.Actually, you need to get a pickle vault, and keep the lock combination to yourself! Maybe PPK will let me refrigerate his gun cabinet and I can keep them there?
