A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Happy New YearDoes the bourbon still taste as good as in 2010?
Happy new year, Sir Les.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 31, 2010, 12:36:36 AMQuote from: Kit on December 31, 2010, 12:05:46 AMEating is lot of work. Now you are literally eating for two.I thought you were going to sleep.
Quote from: Kit on December 31, 2010, 12:05:46 AMEating is lot of work. Now you are literally eating for two.
Eating is lot of work.
It's 3 am and my lighter just quit on me. I really don't want to go to the store right now, but I guess I have to. At least I dont smoke cigarettes or Id really be pissed.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 31, 2010, 12:38:12 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on December 31, 2010, 12:36:36 AMQuote from: Kit on December 31, 2010, 12:05:46 AMEating is lot of work. Now you are literally eating for two.I thought you were going to sleep.Doesn't it say, Obsessive Postwhore? One last quick peek before I turned in.
Quote from: odeon on December 31, 2010, 08:52:27 AMHappy new year, Sir Les. Thanks mate. You too. Hope this year will be a good one for you, yours and the board. My lips have gone numb.
I think 5000 is the magic number for obsession.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 31, 2010, 09:51:10 AMI think 5000 is the magic number for obsession.I'm coming up on 1/10 of that figure. I should hit 500 soon.You have more karma than I have posts.
Just went to pay bills only to find the post office was closed. I don't know why, it isn't a public holiday or anything.
Quote from: renaeden on December 31, 2010, 02:50:04 AMJust went to pay bills only to find the post office was closed. I don't know why, it isn't a public holiday or anything. New Year's Day isn't a public holiday there?