A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I feel the same, haven't had any motivation for the past two days. Haven't even checked the mail.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Just checked the mail and I got a phone and internet bill.
Still no motivation.I need to get a grip.
Quote from: odeon on December 30, 2010, 08:01:31 AMStill no motivation.I need to get a grip.Or maybe a whip!
Quote from: renaeden on December 30, 2010, 06:12:57 AMJust checked the mail and I got a phone and internet bill.Thank you. Sorry that there were no more pleasant things in the mail.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 30, 2010, 09:19:00 AMQuote from: renaeden on December 30, 2010, 06:12:57 AMJust checked the mail and I got a phone and internet bill.Thank you. Sorry that there were no more pleasant things in the mail. You could always go through the mail ahead of time and ensure that only positive letters are delivered.
Eating is lot of work.
Quote from: Kit on December 31, 2010, 12:05:46 AMEating is lot of work. Now you are literally eating for two.