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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15015 on: October 16, 2010, 03:03:51 PM »
I just got another visit from the police.  This time, the post office had x-rayed a letter addressed to me and discovered a suspicious brown powder.  They handed it over to the police who tested it for controlled substances and didn't find anything, and the police delivered it, asked what it was (brine shrimp eggs, to feed my axolotls) and got me to sign something to say that I'd received it.

Do the eggs suffer from the X-rays?
 

(Guess I should use another word than suffer, but can't think up what other word to use, now I keep seeing eggs in agony though. :p )
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15016 on: October 16, 2010, 03:37:54 PM »
One thousand pages of quick bitches.  I'm speechless.

There's a punchline in there somewhere but I can't quite get to it.  :zoinks:

Maybe because it wasn't intended to be a punchline.  Maybe it's intense to be bitchy and quick about it?

It's what this place is for, after all. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15017 on: October 16, 2010, 03:38:18 PM »
family reunions  >:(

My sympathies. how many?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15018 on: October 16, 2010, 03:41:28 PM »
I just got another visit from the police.  This time, the post office had x-rayed a letter addressed to me and discovered a suspicious brown powder.  They handed it over to the police who tested it for controlled substances and didn't find anything, and the police delivered it, asked what it was (brine shrimp eggs, to feed my axolotls) and got me to sign something to say that I'd received it.

 :o

That is unbelievable, Peter.  Were the brine shrimp eggs inside a foil packet in the envelope before they started messing around with them or were they loose inside the envelope?

They were in a resealable polythene pocket within the envelope.  The envelope and polythene pocket had been cut open to extract a sample for testing, and the eggs, envelope and pocket had been placed in one of the Royal Mail 'oops, we mangled your post' bags, which was then sealed in a police evidence bag, which is what I had to sign.  I bought them on ebay, so the eggs weren't in branded packaging and the sender hadn't included a return address or any indication of the contents of the package, and I'm not too shocked that an unidentified brown powder from an anonymous sender would attract that kind of attention.

It's funny, though. These are paranoid times.

Thirty years ago, long before the interwebs, a friend of mine who lives in Finland would send me home-made gun powder in the mail. He spent months perfecting the formula and every now and then he would send me a sample of the latest batch.

Nobody reacted, not once.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15019 on: October 16, 2010, 03:41:42 PM »
I just got another visit from the police.  This time, the post office had x-rayed a letter addressed to me and discovered a suspicious brown powder.  They handed it over to the police who tested it for controlled substances and didn't find anything, and the police delivered it, asked what it was (brine shrimp eggs, to feed my axolotls) and got me to sign something to say that I'd received it.

Do the eggs suffer from the X-rays?
 

(Guess I should use another word than suffer, but can't think up what other word to use, now I keep seeing eggs in agony though. :p )

I was having trouble getting some triops eggs to hatch a while back and I wondered back then if they were being sterilised by postal x-ray scanners, but I did some research and the doses are too low to have a significant effect on biological samples.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15020 on: October 17, 2010, 05:20:35 AM »
I just got another visit from the police.  This time, the post office had x-rayed a letter addressed to me and discovered a suspicious brown powder.  They handed it over to the police who tested it for controlled substances and didn't find anything, and the police delivered it, asked what it was (brine shrimp eggs, to feed my axolotls) and got me to sign something to say that I'd received it.
haha, wow. happy that everything worked out for you, people are so fucking jumpy these days

 :indeed:  My friend flew to Florida and was delayed in the airport because she'd packed a board game
and pieces of it looked like bullets when her suitcase was X-rayed.  :facepalm2:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15021 on: October 17, 2010, 06:37:06 AM »
I just got another visit from the police.  This time, the post office had x-rayed a letter addressed to me and discovered a suspicious brown powder.  They handed it over to the police who tested it for controlled substances and didn't find anything, and the police delivered it, asked what it was (brine shrimp eggs, to feed my axolotls) and got me to sign something to say that I'd received it.
haha, wow. happy that everything worked out for you, people are so fucking jumpy these days

 :indeed:  My friend flew to Florida and was delayed in the airport because she'd packed a board game
and pieces of it looked like bullets when her suitcase was X-rayed.  :facepalm2:

Yet one more reason not to fly
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15022 on: October 17, 2010, 08:00:22 AM »
The security at airports scares me. I always worry I'm gonna get strip searched or something  :laugh:

Here at my airport they have that body scanner thing  :zombiefuck:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15023 on: October 17, 2010, 08:30:58 AM »
My "diet" (vegetarian) could get me on the risk list. I may be treated like a terrorist, simply by being me. Not eating pork is a danger to world peace.  :asthing:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15024 on: October 17, 2010, 10:03:26 AM »
The security at airports scares me. I always worry I'm gonna get strip searched or something  :laugh:

Here at my airport they have that body scanner thing  :zombiefuck:

I just worry they will find me "suspicious" I will freak out or move wrong and either get tasered or something
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15025 on: October 17, 2010, 01:54:33 PM »
The security at airports scares me. I always worry I'm gonna get strip searched or something  :laugh:

Here at my airport they have that body scanner thing  :zombiefuck:

I just worry they will find me "suspicious" I will freak out or move wrong and either get tasered or something

A friend of mine twice almost got arrested in the US. Once at an airport, and once in some other public area. She behaved strange because of severe pain, and they wanted to take her in for being intoxicated in public.

If you ever need to travel by air, a card, explaining your weirdness may come in very handy indeed.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15026 on: October 17, 2010, 01:56:12 PM »
a card, explaining your weirdness

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dunno why , that's just funny  :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15027 on: October 17, 2010, 01:59:10 PM »
My "diet" (vegetarian) could get me on the risk list. I may be treated like a terrorist, simply by being me. Not eating pork is a danger to world peace.  :asthing:

Ah yes, because they might think you are a Muslim. But you could also be Jewish, or a member of another vegetarian religious group
(I don't know any offhand), or you might just be an animal-rights activist.
 


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15028 on: October 17, 2010, 02:05:07 PM »
and don't read your koran or pray in a foreign language while you're there

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15029 on: October 17, 2010, 03:04:08 PM »
a card, explaining your weirdness

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dunno why , that's just funny  :laugh:

Oh damn, reading it again, it cracks me up.

Wonder if someone will ever manage to explain my weirdness on a credit-card sized card.
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