A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Can't put anymore games on my DSi, cos the system memory is almost full. Grrrr.
I just got another visit from the police. This time, the post office had x-rayed a letter addressed to me and discovered a suspicious brown powder. They handed it over to the police who tested it for controlled substances and didn't find anything, and the police delivered it, asked what it was (brine shrimp eggs, to feed my axolotls) and got me to sign something to say that I'd received it.
Quote from: Peter on October 16, 2010, 04:11:57 AMI just got another visit from the police. This time, the post office had x-rayed a letter addressed to me and discovered a suspicious brown powder. They handed it over to the police who tested it for controlled substances and didn't find anything, and the police delivered it, asked what it was (brine shrimp eggs, to feed my axolotls) and got me to sign something to say that I'd received it. That is unbelievable, Peter. Were the brine shrimp eggs inside a foil packet in the envelope before they started messing around with them or were they loose inside the envelope?
Quote from: Callaway on October 16, 2010, 07:01:16 AMQuote from: Peter on October 16, 2010, 04:11:57 AMI just got another visit from the police. This time, the post office had x-rayed a letter addressed to me and discovered a suspicious brown powder. They handed it over to the police who tested it for controlled substances and didn't find anything, and the police delivered it, asked what it was (brine shrimp eggs, to feed my axolotls) and got me to sign something to say that I'd received it. That is unbelievable, Peter. Were the brine shrimp eggs inside a foil packet in the envelope before they started messing around with them or were they loose inside the envelope?They were in a resealable polythene pocket within the envelope. The envelope and polythene pocket had been cut open to extract a sample for testing, and the eggs, envelope and pocket had been placed in one of the Royal Mail 'oops, we mangled your post' bags, which was then sealed in a police evidence bag, which is what I had to sign. I bought them on ebay, so the eggs weren't in branded packaging and the sender hadn't included a return address or any indication of the contents of the package, and I'm not too shocked that an unidentified brown powder from an anonymous sender would attract that kind of attention.
axolotls are awesome
Cut my head moving stuff around in the basement