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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14985 on: October 15, 2010, 03:10:04 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14986 on: October 15, 2010, 03:10:20 PM »
YES!¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :green:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14987 on: October 15, 2010, 03:10:28 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14988 on: October 15, 2010, 04:32:31 PM »
The stand fell off my scooter when I was driving it today. It had to happen at 5pm on a Friday. I can't bring it to get fixed until Monday, and although it works OK, I can't drive it anymore because it needs petrol, and I cant stand it up to put petrol in it.   :violin: :violin: :violin:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14989 on: October 15, 2010, 04:40:15 PM »
"Good morning Richard this is God speaking. The Divinity has arrived, so what kind of intervention do you need?"

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14990 on: October 15, 2010, 04:41:04 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on October 15, 2010, 04:32:31 PM
The stand fell off my scooter when I was driving it today. It had to happen at 5pm on a Friday. I can't bring it to get fixed until Monday, and although it works OK, I can't drive it anymore because it needs petrol, and I cant stand it up to put petrol in it.   :violin: :violin: :violin:


Ah babe :( That is shitty.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14991 on: October 15, 2010, 04:45:49 PM »
Quote from: Loupgarou on October 15, 2010, 04:41:04 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on October 15, 2010, 04:32:31 PM
The stand fell off my scooter when I was driving it today. It had to happen at 5pm on a Friday. I can't bring it to get fixed until Monday, and although it works OK, I can't drive it anymore because it needs petrol, and I cant stand it up to put petrol in it.   :violin: :violin: :violin:


Ah babe :( That is shitty.

Loup

Yup. By the time it's fixed I'll probably have been unable to drive it for almost a week. It's such a fun little thing. I miss it when I can't drive it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14992 on: October 15, 2010, 04:59:13 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on October 15, 2010, 04:45:49 PM
Quote from: Loupgarou on October 15, 2010, 04:41:04 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on October 15, 2010, 04:32:31 PM
The stand fell off my scooter when I was driving it today. It had to happen at 5pm on a Friday. I can't bring it to get fixed until Monday, and although it works OK, I can't drive it anymore because it needs petrol, and I cant stand it up to put petrol in it.   :violin: :violin: :violin:


Ah babe :( That is shitty.

Loup

Yup. By the time it's fixed I'll probably have been unable to drive it for almost a week. It's such a fun little thing. I miss it when I can't drive it.

Could you ask someone at the petrol station to help you with putting petrol in it?  Another customer or an employee, maybe?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14993 on: October 15, 2010, 07:22:02 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 15, 2010, 04:59:13 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on October 15, 2010, 04:45:49 PM
Quote from: Loupgarou on October 15, 2010, 04:41:04 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on October 15, 2010, 04:32:31 PM
The stand fell off my scooter when I was driving it today. It had to happen at 5pm on a Friday. I can't bring it to get fixed until Monday, and although it works OK, I can't drive it anymore because it needs petrol, and I cant stand it up to put petrol in it.   :violin: :violin: :violin:


Ah babe :( That is shitty.

Loup

Yup. By the time it's fixed I'll probably have been unable to drive it for almost a week. It's such a fun little thing. I miss it when I can't drive it.

Could you ask someone at the petrol station to help you with putting petrol in it?  Another customer or an employee, maybe?

Come on, stick them out , exercise your lashes and look helpless.  You're a female after all.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14994 on: October 15, 2010, 07:31:14 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 15, 2010, 07:22:02 PM
Quote from: Callaway on October 15, 2010, 04:59:13 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on October 15, 2010, 04:45:49 PM
Quote from: Loupgarou on October 15, 2010, 04:41:04 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on October 15, 2010, 04:32:31 PM
The stand fell off my scooter when I was driving it today. It had to happen at 5pm on a Friday. I can't bring it to get fixed until Monday, and although it works OK, I can't drive it anymore because it needs petrol, and I cant stand it up to put petrol in it.   :violin: :violin: :violin:


Ah babe :( That is shitty.

Loup

Yup. By the time it's fixed I'll probably have been unable to drive it for almost a week. It's such a fun little thing. I miss it when I can't drive it.

Could you ask someone at the petrol station to help you with putting petrol in it?  Another customer or an employee, maybe?

Come on, stick them out , exercise your lashes and look helpless.  You're a female after all.

Yes it's an easy thing especially for one as cute as you I have done everything from pumping gas, putting in oil and adding air to tires for people at gas stations and I don't even work there
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14995 on: October 15, 2010, 08:34:11 PM »
One thousand pages of quick bitches.  I'm speechless.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14996 on: October 15, 2010, 08:42:20 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 15, 2010, 08:34:11 PM
One thousand pages of quick bitches.  I'm speechless.

There's a punchline in there somewhere but I can't quite get to it.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14997 on: October 15, 2010, 08:44:00 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 15, 2010, 08:42:20 PM
Quote from: Weakling on October 15, 2010, 08:34:11 PM
One thousand pages of quick bitches.  I'm speechless.

There's a punchline in there somewhere but I can't quite get to it.  :zoinks:

Maybe because it wasn't intended to be a punchline.  Maybe it's intense to be bitchy and quick about it?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14998 on: October 16, 2010, 02:52:24 AM »
Can't put anymore games on my DSi, cos the system memory is almost full. Grrrr.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14999 on: October 16, 2010, 03:28:39 AM »
family reunions  >:(
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