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Offline "couldbecousin"

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14640 on: September 21, 2010, 04:58:59 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on September 21, 2010, 04:58:08 PM
Quote from: Peter on September 21, 2010, 01:53:51 PM
My nipple got bitten by a puppy at the park.

Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

We live in a wicked, wicked age, Your Majesty!  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14641 on: September 21, 2010, 05:00:33 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 21, 2010, 04:58:59 PM
Quote from: Weakling on September 21, 2010, 04:58:08 PM
Quote from: Peter on September 21, 2010, 01:53:51 PM
My nipple got bitten by a puppy at the park.

Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

We live in a wicked, wicked age, Your Majesty!  :orly:

 :LMAO:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14642 on: September 21, 2010, 06:27:51 PM »
Quote from: Peter on September 21, 2010, 01:53:51 PM
My nipple got bitten by a puppy at the park.
Proof that not all Scotsmen prefer sheep. Next time put peanut butter on your John Thomas.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14643 on: September 21, 2010, 11:16:26 PM »
Quote from: PPK on September 21, 2010, 06:27:51 PM
Quote from: Peter on September 21, 2010, 01:53:51 PM
My nipple got bitten by a puppy at the park.
Proof that not all Scotsmen prefer sheep. Next time put peanut butter on your John Thomas.

So that's why it's called penis butter.

Also explains why women use Vaginamite.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14644 on: September 21, 2010, 11:24:34 PM »
Quote from: Christopher McCandless on September 20, 2010, 04:39:26 PM
What happened to Lit?
What happened to you? I noticed you weren't around. Good to see you back. :)

My quick bitch is that I have to go to the doctor this afternoon. It is only for prescription renewals and I bet I am going to have to wait for ages.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14645 on: September 21, 2010, 11:46:32 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on September 21, 2010, 11:24:34 PM
Quote from: Christopher McCandless on September 20, 2010, 04:39:26 PM
What happened to Lit?
What happened to you? I noticed you weren't around. Good to see you back. :)

My quick bitch is that I have to go to the doctor this afternoon. It is only for prescription renewals and I bet I am going to have to wait for ages.

Pisses you off even when you make an appt and you are about 1/2 hour early.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14646 on: September 22, 2010, 07:09:55 AM »
Multiple mouth ulcers are a pain. I'm having trouble talking, eating and drinking properly :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14647 on: September 22, 2010, 07:15:12 AM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on September 22, 2010, 07:09:55 AM
Multiple mouth ulcers are a pain. I'm having trouble talking, eating and drinking properly :thumbdn:

You have a b12 deficiency. Take a multivitamin.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14648 on: September 22, 2010, 07:21:35 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 22, 2010, 07:15:12 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on September 22, 2010, 07:09:55 AM
Multiple mouth ulcers are a pain. I'm having trouble talking, eating and drinking properly :thumbdn:

You have a b12 deficiency. Take a multivitamin.

Ok, thanks for the tip :thumbup:

Being a compulsive chewer of my inner cheeks doesn't help much either. I wish I could stop :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14649 on: September 22, 2010, 07:30:32 AM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on September 22, 2010, 07:21:35 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 22, 2010, 07:15:12 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on September 22, 2010, 07:09:55 AM
Multiple mouth ulcers are a pain. I'm having trouble talking, eating and drinking properly :thumbdn:

You have a b12 deficiency. Take a multivitamin.

Ok, thanks for the tip :thumbup:

Being a compulsive chewer of my inner cheeks doesn't help much either. I wish I could stop :-\

You worry too much. You need to try a stint without a companion of the opposite sex. A couple of years should do it. No really.  ;)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14650 on: September 22, 2010, 02:06:21 PM »
Getting sick of waiting
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14651 on: September 22, 2010, 02:51:09 PM »
Come on, when will tomorrow come? I wanna know what this friend of mine wanted to say, it must be something interesting?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14652 on: September 22, 2010, 03:04:24 PM »
feel sick and it's my own fault. gotta swallow these damn tablets though
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14653 on: September 22, 2010, 07:35:39 PM »
i really hate scammers. i recently found out i was scammed by a former friend and now i will never trust anyone ever fucking again.
thats it
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14654 on: September 22, 2010, 08:10:46 PM »
Quote from: richard on September 22, 2010, 07:35:39 PM
i really hate scammers. i recently found out i was scammed by a former friend and now i will never trust anyone ever fucking again.
thats it

You can trust us (?).
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