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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14565 on: September 18, 2010, 08:53:38 AM »
My recliner is shot and it's only 3 months old
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14566 on: September 18, 2010, 08:59:39 AM »
My couch is shot and it is 10 years old.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14567 on: September 18, 2010, 09:01:05 AM »
Judy's crotch is shot and it's 19 years old.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14568 on: September 18, 2010, 09:20:35 AM »
I'm getting fat (poetic justicee?)
gonna have to quit eating all them donuts
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14569 on: September 18, 2010, 09:50:48 AM »
Quote from: Spastic² on September 18, 2010, 09:20:35 AM
I'm getting fat (poetic justicee?)
gonna have to quit eating all them donuts

And Happy Hippos :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14570 on: September 18, 2010, 10:10:08 AM »
I can't think of something I want. :duh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14571 on: September 18, 2010, 10:54:18 AM »
Men need to have money,power, or a hobby /skill that impresses the ladies. Either that or be extremely good looking and have a footlong tool. If you dont have any of the previous, well , then you are fucked . and I dont mean in a good way.    :headbang2:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14572 on: September 18, 2010, 11:47:23 AM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on September 18, 2010, 10:54:18 AM
Men need to have money,power, or a hobby /skill that impresses the ladies. Either that or be extremely good looking and have a footlong tool. If you dont have any of the previous, well , then you are fucked . and I dont mean in a good way.    :headbang2:

You forgot self confidence, fail.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14573 on: September 18, 2010, 11:50:13 AM »
I have a motherfucker of a headache
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14574 on: September 18, 2010, 11:55:56 AM »
todays cleaning day. fuckin wonderful

my toilets black, and my wooden floors need to be mopped :eyelash:
« Last Edit: September 18, 2010, 11:59:44 AM by richard »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14575 on: September 18, 2010, 04:54:59 PM »
Quote from: PPK on September 18, 2010, 08:59:39 AM
My couch is shot and it is 10 years old.

The beautiful beige one on which you pose your guns for photos?  :'(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14576 on: September 19, 2010, 12:24:39 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 18, 2010, 04:54:59 PM
Quote from: PPK on September 18, 2010, 08:59:39 AM
My couch is shot and it is 10 years old.

The beautiful beige one on which you pose your guns for photos?  :'(
That is the one.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14577 on: September 19, 2010, 12:25:23 AM »
Quote from: parts on September 18, 2010, 08:53:38 AM
My recliner is shot and it's only 3 months old

Did PPK shoot it?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14578 on: September 19, 2010, 12:26:11 AM »
Quote from: PPK on September 19, 2010, 12:24:39 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 18, 2010, 04:54:59 PM
Quote from: PPK on September 18, 2010, 08:59:39 AM
My couch is shot and it is 10 years old.

The beautiful beige one on which you pose your guns for photos?  :'(
That is the one.

It looks fine in the photos though...  :emosad:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14579 on: September 19, 2010, 12:26:40 AM »
Quote from: Weakling on September 19, 2010, 12:25:23 AM
Quote from: parts on September 18, 2010, 08:53:38 AM
My recliner is shot and it's only 3 months old

Did PPK shoot it?

Probably.  :2thumbsup:
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