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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14190 on: August 28, 2010, 04:08:36 AM »
Filmed a particularly good clip of my largest and most photogenic triops and then realised that I'd forgotten to press the record button on my camera.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14191 on: August 28, 2010, 04:10:02 AM »
Quote from: Peter on August 28, 2010, 04:08:36 AM
Filmed a particularly good clip of my largest and most photogenic triops and then realised that I'd forgotten to press the record button on my camera.

Ouch. Hope you get similar footage next time.  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14192 on: August 28, 2010, 09:52:36 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 28, 2010, 03:49:45 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 28, 2010, 01:48:04 AM
That's what crisps do around here. :laugh:

And then they cast a spell to make you forget you have them!   :goodwitch:

Ahem, I'm a witchlet so that's not possible.

Maybe there's some evil force that is working against me in this.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14193 on: August 28, 2010, 09:58:08 AM »
Quote from: odeon on August 28, 2010, 09:52:36 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 28, 2010, 03:49:45 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 28, 2010, 01:48:04 AM
That's what crisps do around here. :laugh:

And then they cast a spell to make you forget you have them!   :goodwitch:

Ahem, I'm a witchlet so that's not possible.

Maybe there's some evil force that is working against me in this.

I have a bag of crisps chips :laugh: on my computer desk here,
and they're not talking. But I think they are all in it together!  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14194 on: August 28, 2010, 11:04:00 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 28, 2010, 09:58:08 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 28, 2010, 09:52:36 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 28, 2010, 03:49:45 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 28, 2010, 01:48:04 AM
That's what crisps do around here. :laugh:

And then they cast a spell to make you forget you have them!   :goodwitch:

Ahem, I'm a witchlet so that's not possible.

Maybe there's some evil force that is working against me in this.

I have a bag of crisps chips :laugh: on my computer desk here,
and they're not talking. But I think they are all in it together!  :zoinks:
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Don't potatoes have telepathy?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14195 on: August 28, 2010, 12:58:48 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on August 28, 2010, 11:04:00 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 28, 2010, 09:58:08 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 28, 2010, 09:52:36 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 28, 2010, 03:49:45 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 28, 2010, 01:48:04 AM
That's what crisps do around here. :laugh:

And then they cast a spell to make you forget you have them!   :goodwitch:

Ahem, I'm a witchlet so that's not possible.

Maybe there's some evil force that is working against me in this.

I have a bag of crisps chips :laugh: on my computer desk here,
and they're not talking. But I think they are all in it together!  :zoinks:
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Don't potatoes have telepathy?

After being cooked in oil, I would think not.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14196 on: August 28, 2010, 01:08:30 PM »
Keep getting stabbed at work with nails and it can't be avoided
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14197 on: August 28, 2010, 02:25:23 PM »
Quote from: parts on August 28, 2010, 01:08:30 PM
Keep getting stabbed at work with nails and it can't be avoided

Are you Jesus now?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14198 on: August 28, 2010, 03:40:45 PM »
Quote from: parts on August 28, 2010, 01:08:30 PM
Keep getting stabbed at work with nails and it can't be avoided

Have you had a tetanus shot recently? Should  you?  :nerd!:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14199 on: August 28, 2010, 03:41:44 PM »
still no news from le hospital
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14200 on: August 28, 2010, 03:51:03 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 28, 2010, 03:40:45 PM
Quote from: parts on August 28, 2010, 01:08:30 PM
Keep getting stabbed at work with nails and it can't be avoided

Have you had a tetanus shot recently? Should  you?  :nerd!:

Yes I got one reluctantly about four years ago after hitting my head on a falling traffic light.  They made me very ill for two to three days
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14201 on: August 28, 2010, 03:56:55 PM »
Quote from: parts on August 28, 2010, 03:51:03 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 28, 2010, 03:40:45 PM
Quote from: parts on August 28, 2010, 01:08:30 PM
Keep getting stabbed at work with nails and it can't be avoided

Have you had a tetanus shot recently? Should  you?  :nerd!:

Yes I got one reluctantly about four years ago after hitting my head on a falling traffic light.  They made me very ill for two to three days

Sorry to hear that. Hope you have Neosporin for the punctures.  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14202 on: August 28, 2010, 05:23:59 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 28, 2010, 03:56:55 PM
Quote from: parts on August 28, 2010, 03:51:03 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 28, 2010, 03:40:45 PM
Quote from: parts on August 28, 2010, 01:08:30 PM
Keep getting stabbed at work with nails and it can't be avoided

Have you had a tetanus shot recently? Should  you?  :nerd!:

Yes I got one reluctantly about four years ago after hitting my head on a falling traffic light.  They made me very ill for two to three days

Sorry to hear that. Hope you have Neosporin for the punctures.  :-\

I am one of the lucky ones I don't infect easy. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14203 on: August 28, 2010, 05:43:10 PM »
Annoyed with people who always think they are right.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14204 on: August 28, 2010, 06:18:39 PM »
Quote from: wutid0420 on August 28, 2010, 05:43:10 PM
Annoyed with people who always think they are right.


But I am I tell you :zoinks:
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