Just one quick bitch ...

[Queen Victoria]

I have to start going to the Royal Bed Chamber soon.  And I really want to be with my faithful subjects.  Oh, well.  Night to all and sweet dreams too.

["couldbecousin"]

I have to start going to the Royal Bed Chamber soon.  And I really want to be with my faithful subjects.  Oh, well.  Night to all and sweet dreams too.

So early, too. Goodnight, dear Queen. 

[The_Chosen_One]

I have to start going to the Royal Bed Chamber soon.  And I really want to be with my faithful subjects.  Oh, well.  Night to all and sweet dreams too.

So early, too. Goodnight, dear Queen. 

If you hear elevator music in elevators, then is it true you'd hear chamber music in the loo?

[P7PSP]

I have to start going to the Royal Bed Chamber soon.  And I really want to be with my faithful subjects.  Oh, well.  Night to all and sweet dreams too.

So early, too. Goodnight, dear Queen. 

If you hear elevator music in elevators, then is it true you'd hear chamber music in the loo?

That puts a revolting spin on the term chamber concert.

[The_Chosen_One]

I have to start going to the Royal Bed Chamber soon.  And I really want to be with my faithful subjects.  Oh, well.  Night to all and sweet dreams too.

So early, too. Goodnight, dear Queen. 

If you hear elevator music in elevators, then is it true you'd hear chamber music in the loo?

That puts a revolting spin on the term chamber concert.

Oh, those tubas farting in E flat.

["couldbecousin"]

I have to start going to the Royal Bed Chamber soon.  And I really want to be with my faithful subjects.  Oh, well.  Night to all and sweet dreams too.

So early, too. Goodnight, dear Queen. 

If you hear elevator music in elevators, then is it true you'd hear chamber music in the loo?

That puts a revolting spin on the term chamber concert.

Oh, those tubas farting in E flat.

   Your music teachers in school must have loooooved you!   

[P7PSP]

Why does that fat kid always get the tuba? 

["couldbecousin"]

Why does that fat kid always get the tuba? 

I guess they figure it'd be too heavy for a skinny kid? Or that a fat kid might have greater lung capacity? Who knows? 

[P7PSP]

Why does that fat kid always get the tuba? 

I guess they figure it'd be too heavy for a skinny kid? Or that a fat kid might have greater lung capacity? Who knows? 

Like how many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

["couldbecousin"]

Why does that fat kid always get the tuba? 

I guess they figure it'd be too heavy for a skinny kid? Or that a fat kid might have greater lung capacity? Who knows? 

Like how many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

Or how many puffs to blow out the candles on the birthday cake. 

[P7PSP]

Why does that fat kid always get the tuba? 

I guess they figure it'd be too heavy for a skinny kid? Or that a fat kid might have greater lung capacity? Who knows? 

Like how many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

Or how many puffs to blow out the candles on the birthday cake. 

Putting the candles that relight on a bd cake is fun. 

[The_Chosen_One]

Why does that fat kid always get the tuba? 

I guess they figure it'd be too heavy for a skinny kid? Or that a fat kid might have greater lung capacity? Who knows? 

Like how many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

Or how many puffs to blow out the candles on the birthday cake. 

Putting the candles that relight on a bd cake is fun. 

Why is it that people try to light all the candles with one match?

Why not light one candle and use that to light the rest?

[renaeden]

Stupid me forgot my wallet when I got dropped off at the train station so I walked home to get it and it took over two hours. Now my legs and feet are sore. And the cold I got is still hanging on. I am sick of blowing my nose.

[odeon]

The Jag was sold right under my nose, about 30 minutes before I got hold of the sales guy. Fuck!

A great car is like a great woman.  If  you wait too long someone else will marry her. 

Ouch.

[Queen Victoria]

The Jag was sold right under my nose, about 30 minutes before I got hold of the sales guy. Fuck!

A great car is like a great woman.  If  you wait too long someone else will marry her. 

Ouch.

Of course Odeon, I and the rest of Intensity Squared are glad that you didn't hesitate in asking your wife to join you in holy matrimony before someone else snatched her up.