2

Author Topic: Just one quick bitch ...  (Read 275900 times)

0 Members and 14 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13995 on: August 22, 2010, 02:25:44 PM »
One of the kids broke their phone AGAIN

Give the kid his mom's old pink one till he can afford a new one.  :evillaugh:
:lol: You are evil.

Hey, if it was good enough for parts...  :laugh:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline DirtDawg

  • Insensitive Oaf and Earthworm Whisperer
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 31602
  • Karma: 2544
  • Gender: Male
  • Last rays of the last days
Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13996 on: August 22, 2010, 02:27:52 PM »
Weakling: it's just the way he is. Don't worry about it. We've all gotten used to it. We my not understand it, but we've gotten used to it.

(Says me expecting to get a mouthful of abuse  :LOL: )


You do not know anything about me, so shut the fuck up, you miserable, myceliate, yeast infected, stinking cunt!!

I do not even know who the fuck you are and you still presume to know me.  You, bitch, are an idiot bastard's offspring from a whole line of idiot bastards!!!


This is not abuse, it is opinion.



Well, opinions are like arseholes... Everybody has one.

And I've been called worse and survived.



<very large and final announcer voice>

... and that is the way it IS here at ringside tonight. You SAW the winners, you SAW the losers. Be sure to tip your waitresses and pay the parking attendant! Come early tomorrow night.  The ring will be hot and the beer will be cold.  This is your favorite 'Dawg, closing out another wild night at the ring.

If you threw some shit you better pick it up before you go!



</very large and final announcer voice>

« Last Edit: August 22, 2010, 02:29:29 PM by DirtDawg »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13997 on: August 22, 2010, 02:39:36 PM »
One of the kids broke their phone AGAIN

Give the kid his mom's old pink one till he can afford a new one.  :evillaugh:

Now, there is practical thinking.  :thumbup: (That is, if Parts has a new one by now)
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13998 on: August 22, 2010, 02:41:01 PM »
One of the kids broke their phone AGAIN

Give the kid his mom's old pink one till he can afford a new one.  :evillaugh:

Now, there is practical thinking.  :thumbup: (That is, if Parts has a new one by now)

I think his was lost, and now he has it again. Therefore, the pink one should be free!
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13999 on: August 22, 2010, 02:43:23 PM »
Weakling: it's just the way he is. Don't worry about it. We've all gotten used to it. We my not understand it, but we've gotten used to it.

(Says me expecting to get a mouthful of abuse  :LOL: )


You do not know anything about me, so shut the fuck up, you miserable, myceliate, yeast infected, stinking cunt!!

I do not even know who the fuck you are and you still presume to know me.  You, bitch, are an idiot bastard's offspring from a whole line of idiot bastards!!!


This is not abuse, it is opinion.



Well, opinions are like arseholes... Everybody has one.

And I've been called worse and survived.



<very large and final announcer voice>

... and that is the way it IS here at ringside tonight. You SAW the winners, you SAW the losers. Be sure to tip your waitresses and pay the parking attendant! Come early tomorrow night.  The ring will be hot and the beer will be cold.  This is your favorite 'Dawg, closing out another wild night at the ring.

If you threw some shit you better pick it up before you go!



</very large and final announcer voice>



Just popping in here to tell that Steve O used to go under the name of The Chosen One,  TCO.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline Parts

  • The Mad
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 37470
  • Karma: 3062
  • Gender: Female
  • Who are you?
Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14000 on: August 22, 2010, 04:08:46 PM »
He will get the pink one till he gets enough money for a new one :2thumbsup:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14001 on: August 22, 2010, 04:55:31 PM »
He will get the pink one till he gets enough money for a new one :2thumbsup:

Don't forget to tell him that if the pink phone is "accidentsally"lost or damaged, he must pay to replace it too.
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

The_Chosen_One

  • Guest
Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14002 on: August 22, 2010, 05:01:09 PM »
He will get the pink one till he gets enough money for a new one :2thumbsup:

Don't forget to tell him that if the pink phone is "accidentsally"lost or damaged, he must pay to replace it too.

And he can look for a new retailer in the pink pages.

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14003 on: August 22, 2010, 05:03:31 PM »
He will get the pink one till he gets enough money for a new one :2thumbsup:

Don't forget to tell him that if the pink phone is "accidentsally"lost or damaged, he must pay to replace it too.

And he can look for a new retailer in the pink pages.

Maybe his mom has a pink case to match the phone, that way it will be protected against breakage!  :zoinks:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline DirtDawg

  • Insensitive Oaf and Earthworm Whisperer
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 31602
  • Karma: 2544
  • Gender: Male
  • Last rays of the last days
Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14004 on: August 22, 2010, 05:23:10 PM »
Weakling: it's just the way he is. Don't worry about it. We've all gotten used to it. We my not understand it, but we've gotten used to it.

(Says me expecting to get a mouthful of abuse  :LOL: )


You do not know anything about me, so shut the fuck up, you miserable, myceliate, yeast infected, stinking cunt!!

I do not even know who the fuck you are and you still presume to know me.  You, bitch, are an idiot bastard's offspring from a whole line of idiot bastards!!!


This is not abuse, it is opinion.



Well, opinions are like arseholes... Everybody has one.

And I've been called worse and survived.



<very large and final announcer voice>

... and that is the way it IS here at ringside tonight. You SAW the winners, you SAW the losers. Be sure to tip your waitresses and pay the parking attendant! Come early tomorrow night.  The ring will be hot and the beer will be cold.  This is your favorite 'Dawg, closing out another wild night at the ring.

If you threw some shit you better pick it up before you go!



</very large and final announcer voice>



Just popping in here to tell that Steve O used to go under the name of The Chosen One,  TCO.


SORRY,  BUT THE ARENA IS CLOSED FOR THE NIGHT!!   IF YOU NEED A RIDE HOME, I WILL TAKE YOU UPSTAIRS AND SHOW YOU MY ETCHINGS. THEN WE WILL HEAD OUT TO TAKE YOU HOME-ish.
 :evillaugh:


Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

Offline Icequeen

  • News Box Slave
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12027
  • Karma: 2030
  • Gender: Female
  • I peopled today.
Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14005 on: August 22, 2010, 06:56:43 PM »
He will get the pink one till he gets enough money for a new one :2thumbsup:

Make sure to change the ring tone to something suitable to the color of the phone, set the volume on loud & call him when he's with all his friends. :zoinks:

Bet he'll never lose his phone again.  ;)




P7PSP

  • Guest
Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14006 on: August 22, 2010, 07:13:15 PM »
He will get the pink one till he gets enough money for a new one :2thumbsup:

Make sure to change the ring tone to something suitable to the color of the phone, set the volume on loud & call him when he's with all his friends. :zoinks:

Bet he'll never lose his phone again.  ;)




All the ladies here are a tough crowd.  :lol:

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14007 on: August 22, 2010, 09:13:56 PM »
He will get the pink one till he gets enough money for a new one :2thumbsup:

Make sure to change the ring tone to something suitable to the color of the phone, set the volume on loud & call him when he's with all his friends. :zoinks:

Bet he'll never lose his phone again.  ;)




All the ladies here are a tough crowd.  :lol:

Wise man learns quickly.
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14008 on: August 23, 2010, 01:31:54 AM »

SORRY,  BUT THE ARENA IS CLOSED FOR THE NIGHT!!   IF YOU NEED A RIDE HOME, I WILL TAKE YOU UPSTAIRS AND SHOW YOU MY ETCHINGS. THEN WE WILL HEAD OUT TO TAKE YOU HOME-ish.
 :evillaugh:


You are too kind.  :eyelash:
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline Peter

  • Amazing Cyber-Human Hybrid
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 11846
  • Karma: 1115
  • Gender: Male
Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14009 on: August 23, 2010, 03:44:59 AM »
Lost my grip on a kitchen knife as I was pulling it out of the knife block and ended up stabbing myself in the palm of my right hand.  It doesn't seem to have damaged anything important, fortunately.
Quote
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?