Just one quick bitch ...

['andersom']

My tongue is absolutely killing me from when I bit it when I was unconscious. It felt fine the night it happened. Doing my head in though coz it's both sides that hurt, so difficult to eat or talk . Even drinking hurts. It feels like earache

My daughter has epilepsy.  She is only recently complaining of headaches after her seizures.  I understaned it's fairly common for headaches.  As for your tongue - can you rinse your mouth out every so often with warm salt water?  It might help it heal faster, or at least make it feel better for a while.

half a teaspoon of salt in a cup of warm water, so that it will soothe, and not make it worse by being too salt.

[Peter]

Windows Backup sucks. It probably thinks the files are in use.

It finally finished, but I googled Windows Backup and there seems to be an issue with it running very slowly when backing up large volumes.

[odeon]

Oh, right. Well, 22 hours is painfully slow.

[Parts]

Had a wire wheel fly off the grinder and hit my knee took out a small chunk too should not have been wearing shorts

[Queen Victoria]

Had a wire wheel fly off the grinder and hit my knee took out a small chunk too should not have been wearing shorts

Well at least this way you won't have to mend a pair of pants, your knee will grow back.

["couldbecousin"]

Had a wire wheel fly off the grinder and hit my knee took out a small chunk too should not have been wearing shorts

Well at least this way you won't have to mend a pair of pants, your knee will grow back.

 :lol:  Always finding the silver lining!

[Queen Victoria]

Had a wire wheel fly off the grinder and hit my knee took out a small chunk too should not have been wearing shorts

Well at least this way you won't have to mend a pair of pants, your knee will grow back.

 :lol:  Always finding the silver lining!

Nope, just a way to avoid housework.

[P7PSP]

Had a wire wheel fly off the grinder and hit my knee took out a small chunk too should not have been wearing shorts

That kind of shit always hurts. Good thing it wasn't a grinding wheel. Have you determined why it came off?

[The_Chosen_One]

Question: If every dark cloud has a silver lining, why is it possible to get golden showers?

["couldbecousin"]

Question: If every dark cloud has a silver lining, why is it possible to get golden showers?

Because the pollution in the atmosphere turns the silver rain to pure gold! Take THAT, Al Gore! 

[Peter]

I'm inside a cloud at the moment.  There's fog outside and the visibility is about 150 metres.

["couldbecousin"]

I'm inside a cloud at the moment.  There's fog outside and the visibility is about 150 metres.

Is this a real cloud, or a metaphorical one? 

[The_Chosen_One]

Question: If every dark cloud has a silver lining, why is it possible to get golden showers?

Because the pollution in the atmosphere turns the silver rain to pure gold! Take THAT, Al Gore! 

I knew alchemy had something to do with it. Suck that, Imquisition.

[P7PSP]

I'm inside a cloud at the moment.  There's fog outside and the visibility is about 150 metres.

Is this a real cloud, or a metaphorical one? 

Scotland is full of clouds and nervous sheep.

[The_Chosen_One]

I'm inside a cloud at the moment.  There's fog outside and the visibility is about 150 metres.

Is this a real cloud, or a metaphorical one? 

Scotland is full of clouds and nervous sheep.

And China is full of crowds of nervous sheep.

Get 'em near a cliff, I've heard they push back better