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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13800 on: August 13, 2010, 04:55:32 AM »
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Let s all make fire!!

But if I make fire in my apartment, the smoke alarm will go off!  :orly:


Then, I invite you to MY fire.

Thank you, I love bonfires!  :viking:

Well, I do too, but I was planning to make a smaller fire, to herald your arrival, so I could slow-cook some meat.

What kind of meat?  :drool:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13801 on: August 13, 2010, 04:56:16 AM »
Quote from: Spastic² on August 13, 2010, 04:54:43 AM
Can't go out on my own incase I have another seizure. So what the fck am I supposed to do?

I didn't know you had seizures, is that a new development? Are you on meds for that yet?  ???
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13802 on: August 13, 2010, 04:57:41 AM »
No I need brain scans and stuff first. In the hospital last night there were two really drunk teenage girls about 13. one of the threw up on the doctor lol
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13803 on: August 13, 2010, 05:34:05 AM »
Quote from: Spastic² on August 13, 2010, 04:57:41 AM
No I need brain scans and stuff first. In the hospital last night there were two really drunk teenage girls about 13. one of the threw up on the doctor lol

Drunk 13-year-olds, oh dear...  :-\



I hope you get a diagnosis and treatment soon!  :viking:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13804 on: August 13, 2010, 07:09:59 AM »
Quote from: Peter on August 13, 2010, 04:37:29 AM
My Minolta Damage 7i camera isn't working, and I don't know why.  It just stopped working while I was using it, and won't power on at all.

Fixed. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13805 on: August 13, 2010, 08:56:40 AM »
Kid and a friend playing with make-up and PERFUME  :zombiefuck:

Sickening smell.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13806 on: August 13, 2010, 10:04:30 AM »
Quote from: Spastic² on August 13, 2010, 04:54:43 AM
Can't go out on my own incase I have another seizure. So what the fck am I supposed to do?

Sorry to hear that.   Read more about WW2

My bitch Yoyo is getting joint problems and I had to lift him into the truck
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13807 on: August 13, 2010, 03:47:56 PM »
Why did G_d design mouths so you can bite your lip?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13808 on: August 13, 2010, 07:30:28 PM »
can't sleep
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13809 on: August 13, 2010, 07:43:26 PM »
Quote from: parts on August 13, 2010, 10:04:30 AM
Quote from: Spastic² on August 13, 2010, 04:54:43 AM
Can't go out on my own incase I have another seizure. So what the fck am I supposed to do?

Sorry to hear that.   Read more about WW2

My bitch Yoyo is getting joint problems and I had to lift him into the truck
Sucks.

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Why did G_d design mouths so you can bite your lip?
Are you Jewish?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13810 on: August 13, 2010, 08:00:13 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on August 13, 2010, 03:47:56 PM
Why did G_d design mouths so you can bite your lip?

Good question! I need to stop doing that myself!  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13811 on: August 13, 2010, 08:21:37 PM »
Quote from: PPK on August 13, 2010, 07:43:26 PM
Quote from: parts on August 13, 2010, 10:04:30 AM
Quote from: Spastic² on August 13, 2010, 04:54:43 AM
Can't go out on my own incase I have another seizure. So what the fck am I supposed to do?

Sorry to hear that.   Read more about WW2

My bitch Yoyo is getting joint problems and I had to lift him into the truck
Sucks.

Quote from: Weakling on August 13, 2010, 03:47:56 PM
Why did G_d design mouths so you can bite your lip?
Are you Jewish?

Long story, but yes.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13812 on: August 14, 2010, 03:08:27 AM »
My back hurts.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13813 on: August 14, 2010, 05:11:55 AM »
Quote from: Weakling on August 13, 2010, 08:21:37 PM
Quote from: PPK on August 13, 2010, 07:43:26 PM
Quote from: parts on August 13, 2010, 10:04:30 AM
Quote from: Spastic² on August 13, 2010, 04:54:43 AM
Can't go out on my own incase I have another seizure. So what the fck am I supposed to do?

Sorry to hear that.   Read more about WW2

My bitch Yoyo is getting joint problems and I had to lift him into the truck
Sucks.

Quote from: Weakling on August 13, 2010, 03:47:56 PM
Why did G_d design mouths so you can bite your lip?
Are you Jewish?

Long story, but yes.
You don't have to get into the whole Ishmael and Isaac thing if you don't want to.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13814 on: August 14, 2010, 08:02:30 AM »
I think I've got a march fracture in my right foot.
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