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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13560 on: July 19, 2010, 09:19:27 PM »
Eating yogurt with a fork is not the easiest thing in the world.  On the other hand, I'm probably using up all the calories in there trying to get it out.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13561 on: July 20, 2010, 12:49:40 AM »
Headache.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13562 on: July 20, 2010, 05:47:39 AM »
Back to the day job today.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13563 on: July 20, 2010, 11:24:53 AM »
Quote from: Weakling on July 19, 2010, 09:19:27 PM
Eating yogurt with a fork is not the easiest thing in the world.  On the other hand, I'm probably using up all the calories in there trying to get it out.

If you don't have a spoon, you could turn the fork around and use the handle, maybe?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13564 on: July 20, 2010, 11:47:30 AM »
My dog's rolled in fox shit again, and I'm going to have to give her a bath.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13565 on: July 20, 2010, 03:25:37 PM »
The Caso VZ-1 doesn't have a local off setting.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13566 on: July 20, 2010, 04:21:08 PM »
I have a headache.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13567 on: July 20, 2010, 09:18:35 PM »


DAMN, it's already dark?

I had so much shit I wanted to do today.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13568 on: July 21, 2010, 06:41:01 AM »
Beginning next week, one night a week at the burger place will be "buy one, get one" night! It's going to be a ZOO!  :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13569 on: July 21, 2010, 07:10:10 AM »
It's freezing cold here tonight.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13570 on: July 21, 2010, 08:06:42 AM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on July 21, 2010, 07:10:10 AM
It's freezing cold here tonight.

I can take cold, it's easier to live with than heat. Although when my heat was off for 5 days in the ice storm in '08, I was in a bit of pain.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13571 on: July 21, 2010, 10:48:09 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2010, 08:06:42 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on July 21, 2010, 07:10:10 AM
It's freezing cold here tonight.

I can take cold, it's easier to live with than heat. Although when my heat was off for 5 days in the ice storm in '08, I was in a bit of pain.  :thumbdn:

Yes cold is much better so much easier to deal with
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13572 on: July 21, 2010, 10:49:50 AM »
Now I have my 7777 posts, yet the evil near-Uber Beasts are not here to be defeated!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13573 on: July 21, 2010, 10:59:37 AM »
i don't want cold, i want to move to israel. although it was hot today and i complained. :P could i take israel?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13574 on: July 21, 2010, 11:01:13 AM »
Quote from: Lemon Aguilera on July 21, 2010, 10:59:37 AM
i don't want cold, i want to move to israel. although it was hot today and i complained. :P could i take israel?

Could Israel take you?  :P
« Last Edit: July 21, 2010, 11:03:26 AM by couldbecousin »
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