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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12990 on: June 19, 2010, 04:55:04 AM »
my big rammstein poster keeps falling off my wall >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12991 on: June 19, 2010, 05:11:35 AM »
Quote from: Spastic² on June 19, 2010, 04:55:04 AM
my big rammstein poster keeps falling off my wall >:(

You just need some duct tape! :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12992 on: June 19, 2010, 12:23:02 PM »
The King's English is incredibly bad.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12993 on: June 19, 2010, 12:33:56 PM »
My :bounce: are uneven in size. I know that's common, still not thrilled about it. :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12994 on: June 19, 2010, 01:56:05 PM »
Every once in awhile I wish monkeyboy had a mute button. He talks constantly. :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12995 on: June 19, 2010, 08:27:11 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on June 19, 2010, 01:56:05 PM
Every once in awhile I wish monkeyboy had a mute button. He talks constantly. :laugh:

Awww, he has so much news to share!  :blah:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12996 on: June 20, 2010, 06:24:26 AM »
I was told that the ex was taking monkeygirl to his sisters house to have a playdate with her cousins and he was going to go to his Mum's house (she lives next door to his sister) to help her with things around the house. Monkeygirl just told me about the festival they went to yesterday to celebrate Fathers Day and the big fathers day cookies that her Auntie made to celebrate it. So the ex celebrated fathers day by excluding monkeyboy and canceled the plans we had today to go out to a festival and airshow. I hope monkeygirl doesn't say anything to monkeyboy. He'll be crushed.  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12997 on: June 20, 2010, 06:28:45 AM »
Tired and finding it difficult to concentrate.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12998 on: June 20, 2010, 07:02:55 AM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on June 20, 2010, 06:24:26 AM
I was told that the ex was taking monkeygirl to his sisters house to have a playdate with her cousins and he was going to go to his Mum's house (she lives next door to his sister) to help her with things around the house. Monkeygirl just told me about the festival they went to yesterday to celebrate Fathers Day and the big fathers day cookies that her Auntie made to celebrate it. So the ex celebrated fathers day by excluding monkeyboy and canceled the plans we had today to go out to a festival and airshow. I hope monkeygirl doesn't say anything to monkeyboy. He'll be crushed.  :-\

O fuck, that is pure cruelty.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12999 on: June 20, 2010, 09:04:21 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2010, 12:33:56 PM
My :bounce: are uneven in size. I know that's common, still not thrilled about it. :thumbdn:

They both have a personality of their own  :2thumbsup:


(going for the positive approach)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13000 on: June 20, 2010, 09:06:33 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 20, 2010, 09:04:21 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2010, 12:33:56 PM
My :bounce: are uneven in size. I know that's common, still not thrilled about it. :thumbdn:

They both have a personality of their own  :2thumbsup:


(going for the positive approach)

 :plus: Love it!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13001 on: June 20, 2010, 11:04:06 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2010, 12:33:56 PM
My :bounce: are uneven in size. I know that's common, still not thrilled about it. :thumbdn:

One of my nipples is about 15mm higher than the other.  They're also both currently hard, since I just had a cold shower.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13002 on: June 20, 2010, 11:11:42 AM »
Quote from: Peter on June 20, 2010, 11:04:06 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2010, 12:33:56 PM
My :bounce: are uneven in size. I know that's common, still not thrilled about it. :thumbdn:

One of my nipples is about 15mm higher than the other.  They're also both currently hard, since I just had a cold shower.

Do guys feel self-conscious about that kind of asymmetry too? :chin:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13003 on: June 20, 2010, 11:28:21 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 20, 2010, 11:11:42 AM
Quote from: Peter on June 20, 2010, 11:04:06 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2010, 12:33:56 PM
My :bounce: are uneven in size. I know that's common, still not thrilled about it. :thumbdn:

One of my nipples is about 15mm higher than the other.  They're also both currently hard, since I just had a cold shower.

Do guys feel self-conscious about that kind of asymmetry too? :chin:

I've never been bothered by it.  My left arm is also more muscular than my right arm, but I don't worry about that either.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13004 on: June 20, 2010, 11:34:46 AM »
Quote from: Peter on June 20, 2010, 11:28:21 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 20, 2010, 11:11:42 AM
Quote from: Peter on June 20, 2010, 11:04:06 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2010, 12:33:56 PM
My :bounce: are uneven in size. I know that's common, still not thrilled about it. :thumbdn:

One of my nipples is about 15mm higher than the other.  They're also both currently hard, since I just had a cold shower.

Do guys feel self-conscious about that kind of asymmetry too? :chin:

I've never been bothered by it.  My left arm is also more muscular than my right arm, but I don't worry about that either.

I suppose very few humans are perfectly symmetrical. It's just a bit unsettling to see what lies beneath my slowly melting layer of fat!  :zoinks:
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