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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11910 on: March 31, 2010, 02:58:28 PM »
His nose is the only part of him still alive it lives in a condo in LA under an assumed name

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11911 on: March 31, 2010, 07:55:52 PM »
His nose is the only part of him still alive it lives in a condo in LA under an assumed name

:rofl:

My sentiments exactly. I'd plus ya, Parts, except you're on such a leet number right now.  :)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11912 on: March 31, 2010, 07:58:55 PM »
I had rfenuloplasty, though for functionality. Still have my foreskin.  8)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11913 on: March 31, 2010, 08:01:57 PM »
His nose is the only part of him still alive it lives in a condo in LA under an assumed name

:rofl:

My sentiments exactly. I'd plus ya, Parts, except you're on such a leet number right now.  :)

I was just thinking that the other day, leet karma!  ;D

Scary to think how many implanted bits of people will live on in the ground...for decades....  :twitch:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11914 on: March 31, 2010, 08:14:26 PM »
The snowman smiley is gone!  (emo)

Will it be back in the winter? It perfectly expresses my moments of inner dumbness!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11915 on: March 31, 2010, 10:04:07 PM »
I had rfenuloplasty, though for functionality. Still have my foreskin.  8)

Not Googling this. Do not want to know.  :sick:

It's actually "frenuloplasty," and I doubt that it's as challenging as, say, an episiotomy would be. The guys have it lucky: everything is right out there in the open, where you don't have to go digging to find it.  ;D

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11916 on: March 31, 2010, 10:12:39 PM »
I had rfenuloplasty, though for functionality. Still have my foreskin.  8)

Not Googling this. Do not want to know.  :sick:

It's actually "frenuloplasty," and I doubt that it's as challenging as, say, an episiotomy would be. The guys have it lucky: everything is right out there in the open, where you don't have to go digging to find it.  ;D

I don't envy guys, having so much valuable stuff "out there," potentially in harm's way... :o
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11917 on: April 01, 2010, 04:23:21 AM »
I had rfenuloplasty, though for functionality. Still have my foreskin.  8)

Not Googling this. Do not want to know.  :sick:

It's just a little clip on a tiny piece of tissue when a man's foreskin gets stuck with the frenulum.

Think of that little piece of tissue under your tongue, which is also called a frenulum.  If it came nearly all the way out to the tip of your tongue, your tongue would be unable to move as much as it should, so they could clip it.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11918 on: April 01, 2010, 04:34:38 AM »
I had rfenuloplasty, though for functionality. Still have my foreskin.  8)

Not Googling this. Do not want to know.  :sick:

It's just a little clip on a tiny piece of tissue when a man's foreskin gets stuck with the frenulum.

Think of that little piece of tissue under your tongue, which is also called a frenulum.  If it came nearly all the way out to the tip of your tongue, your tongue would be unable to move as much as it should, so they could clip it.

It wasn't even a clip. I went to the best urologist in Sweden and had it made by laser.  8)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11919 on: April 01, 2010, 04:38:44 AM »
I had rfenuloplasty, though for functionality. Still have my foreskin.  8)

Not Googling this. Do not want to know.  :sick:

It's just a little clip on a tiny piece of tissue when a man's foreskin gets stuck with the frenulum.

Think of that little piece of tissue under your tongue, which is also called a frenulum.  If it came nearly all the way out to the tip of your tongue, your tongue would be unable to move as much as it should, so they could clip it.

It wasn't even a clip. I went to the best urologist in Sweden and had it made by laser.  8)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11920 on: April 01, 2010, 04:40:25 AM »
I had rfenuloplasty, though for functionality. Still have my foreskin.  8)

Can I ask how old you were when you had this done?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11921 on: April 01, 2010, 04:51:06 AM »
32. :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11922 on: April 01, 2010, 05:03:20 AM »
32. :P

Did erections prove a problem for you before that?

Why did you wait so long?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11923 on: April 01, 2010, 05:17:59 AM »
Not erections but fucking was sometimes troublesome.

At first I didn't know if it was the frenulum or the foreskin being too tight. I didn't want a circumsicion and I didn't want to get a scalpel used on my cock, if I could avoid it, so first I tried cortison creams, and when that didn't help, I searched until I found the best urologist in Sweden and one of the very few performing this surgery with laser.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11924 on: April 01, 2010, 05:26:21 AM »
Not erections but fucking was sometimes troublesome.

At first I didn't know if it was the frenulum or the foreskin being too tight. I didn't want a circumsicion and I didn't want to get a scalpel used on my cock, if I could avoid it, so first I tried cortison creams, and when that didn't help, I searched until I found the best urologist in Sweden and one of the very few performing this surgery with laser.

Thanks for answering my questions, really appreciate it. My son had this problem and I wasn't sure whether to ask if it had corrected itself as the paediatrician said it would over time when he was younger.

He said that erections would eventually force the frenulum back over time. I'd like to talk to him about it, and we are pretty open about most things, just think it would be confronting at his age for me to ask how his penis is going!