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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11895 on: March 31, 2010, 01:00:59 AM »
Then you must kill your nose! :arrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11896 on: March 31, 2010, 02:15:37 AM »
That may have worked for Michael Jackson but it doesn't work for me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11897 on: March 31, 2010, 05:19:46 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 31, 2010, 02:15:37 AM
That may have worked for Michael Jackson but it doesn't work for me.

It didn't work for him either, not in the long run.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11898 on: March 31, 2010, 05:24:22 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 31, 2010, 05:19:46 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 31, 2010, 02:15:37 AM
That may have worked for Michael Jackson but it doesn't work for me.

It didn't work for him either, not in the long run.

That's because Michael didn't kill his nose completely. He kept clinging on to that last bit.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11899 on: March 31, 2010, 05:28:45 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 31, 2010, 05:24:22 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 31, 2010, 05:19:46 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 31, 2010, 02:15:37 AM
That may have worked for Michael Jackson but it doesn't work for me.

It didn't work for him either, not in the long run.

That's because Michael didn't kill his nose completely. He kept clinging on to that last bit.

Rumor had it that he actually had a fake nose to cover the ravages of repeated plastic surgery.  :-\

I used to bitch to myself about my fat nose, but now I wouldn't change it, or anything else, even if I had an unlimited budget for plastic surgery!  :D
« Last Edit: March 31, 2010, 05:57:31 AM by couldbecousin »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11900 on: March 31, 2010, 05:44:44 AM »
Considering the pain involved, I don't understand how anyone would choose to have repeated nose jobs.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11901 on: March 31, 2010, 05:58:24 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 31, 2010, 05:44:44 AM
Considering the pain involved, I don't understand how anyone would choose to have repeated nose jobs.

I guess the pain of self-loathing is even greater than the pain of surgery for some people.  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11902 on: March 31, 2010, 05:59:04 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 31, 2010, 05:44:44 AM
Considering the pain involved, I don't understand how anyone would choose to have repeated nose jobs.

Because they're BRAVE!, vain and masochistic. :arrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11903 on: March 31, 2010, 06:08:35 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on March 31, 2010, 05:59:04 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 31, 2010, 05:44:44 AM
Considering the pain involved, I don't understand how anyone would choose to have repeated nose jobs.

Because they're BRAVE!, vain and masochistic. :arrr:

I'd rather be COWARDLY!  :hide:, humble and comfortable!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11904 on: March 31, 2010, 06:37:19 AM »
I'm beginning to have trouble with the headphone jack on my computer. This makes me sad. (emo) I hope it is fixable.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11905 on: March 31, 2010, 06:53:39 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 31, 2010, 05:44:44 AM
Considering the pain involved, I don't understand how anyone would choose to have repeated nose jobs.

Me, neither.

I feel sorry for them that they must hate themselves so much.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11906 on: March 31, 2010, 10:37:58 AM »
I had rfenuloplasty, though for functionality. Still have my foreskin.  8)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11907 on: March 31, 2010, 10:42:42 AM »
His nose is the only part of him still alive it lives in a condo in LA under an assumed name
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11908 on: March 31, 2010, 01:29:05 PM »
these tablets aren't working how i thohgt they would
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11909 on: March 31, 2010, 02:57:41 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on March 31, 2010, 05:59:04 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 31, 2010, 05:44:44 AM
Considering the pain involved, I don't understand how anyone would choose to have repeated nose jobs.

Because they're BRAVE!, vain and masochistic. :arrr:

Nothing brave about being vain.
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